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The Big Ghostface Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story


 The Big Ghostface Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story
26 topic by Gremlin - 09-27-2011, 04:14 PM - Boxden > The Hip-Hop Spot


The Big Ghost Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story



Ayo whattup its ya boy P-Tone aka Volcano Hands aka Phantom Raviolis aka Cocaine Biceps nahmean! Word up the Hands of Zeus is in the buildin. Lotta ni##as been askin the god "Ayo Thor Molecules when you gon review that Memphis Cole joint?" Aint like the god was frontin but a ni##a been mad busy namsayin so we hadda put that #### on ice while Riggatone handled that other #### nahmean. But Im pretty sure ey'body hadda chance to illegally download that #### by now so lets get this #### poppin b. First off young Eeyore lookin like some ni##a jus snatched his balloon animals from him on this cover yo. That #### need to be addressed rite now son. Jermaine lookin like he jus got violated in the showers n he tryin to figure out a way to explain it to his girl. Im sayin yo...is this ni##a capable of a facial expression that dont make him look like a victim son?







Cmon Jermaine...you spose to be celebratin the fact that Jiggaman lettin you drop ya album finally yo! Nah he aint takin you on tour wit him n Yeezy but you can still sell some merch on ya own tour baby pa. ni##as can stop askin why a dude who aint got no album is doin a mutha####in 65 date world tour like he Bono or some #### now yo! Whatever tho son...lets get this #### started b...


1. Intro - Son jus explainin to a couple ni##as how he wanna tell the story of the day he got signed...instead he spits a couple bars tho. Lotta dope albums got dope intros...sometimes its skits...sometimes its jus ni##as buildin n talkin ####....Amerikkkas Most Wanted, Ready To Die, The Chronic, Illmatic, The Dynn@sty, Cuban Linx....Lotta classic joints yo. Word.....this aint like those.

2. Dollar and a Dream III - This beat sounds like Puffy circa Life After de@th was in the studio wit his toothpick in his mouth tellin ni##as to "put more cinematic on it" while ni##as looked at each other shakin they heads n #### namsayin. Word...the little homie Jermaine got his Nashiem Myrick n Carlos Broady on. But instead a spittin some gutter a$s tales bout robbin ni##as or clappin ni##as kids by accident...son jus doin what HE be doin best namsayin. Which is cool nahmean....but this ni##a jus gettin his Eeyore on again b. Aint much here that this ni##a can tell us that he aint already weeped bout before son. We get it ni##a...you was unsigned...n now you signed. Word...dreams really do come true n ni##as shouldnta doubted ya a$s.... Son always gotta squeeze in AT LEAST one lame bar tho. On this joint its "boy you cant outsmart me....I make you fee like you the ####, but boy you cant out-fart me"

3. Cant Get Enough (ft Trey Songz) - This #### sounds like the ni##a hopped in his time machine n copped a beat that Twista aint wanna pay Kanye for in 2003 yo. This mutha####a sound dated as #### son. I was almost expectin this ni##a to start rhymin bout poppin tags n ####. But I aint really mad at this joint. It is what it is yo. Lame bar (that ey'body at his shows gon scream when the music stops n he points the mic at the crowd): "I love when you give me heeeeaaaaad...I hate when you give me headaches"

4. Lights Please - Ayo when this beat started the god was thinkin "Word...... . NOWTHISWHATTHE####UMMTALMBOUT!" Son...a ni##a was thinkin the intro to the joint was dope as ####...like this bout to be a problem namsayin. One minute in n this ni##a still rhymin over the intro...the beat aint change yet or nothin...cool. Guess the little ni##a tryin to make a point...BUT NAH...the hook comes in n the mutha####in beat still sound like the intro son (by the way yo....you kno how all the hooks Drizzy be croonin sound like he makin em up as he go? Word...it sound kinda like this ni##a gettin his Drake on here forreal yo...except son dont be hittin those #### notes as much) Lame bar: "Laid a ni##a down proper like she was recordin tracks"




5. Interlude - This ni##a interruptin his album to finish off the story from his intro namsayin....the one ni##as probably already forgot bout n ####. Personally I feel like son jus wanted to be on some "oh by the way ####" n mention that he had to pay the price for "drivin dirty" one time....wit no license nahmean. Eventually yo...the law caught up to the little ni##a n he went to jail b....for the nite.

6. Sideline Story - This beat kinda cool....feels like some #### where you might be in a nice restaurant eatiin some lobster tails or some scampi or primavera type joint n listenin to some #### like that namsayin... n then some unsigned random ni##a grabs the mic n starts spittin his bars or whatever. The hook sounds like some #### Drake mighta left on sons voicemail again. Lame bar: "my hooks can knock Rocky out" Smh...swear Grandmaster Caz probably came up wit that one in like '82 n then crumpled that #### up into a paper ball n came wit some better #### yo.

7. Mr Nice Watch (ft Jay-Z) Oh #### par....its that Jay feature that almost became sons 905th L in 3 years when Hovi aint give this ni##a a 16 til the day #### was bout to get mastered yo. Too bad he jumped on a track that sounds like some #### that a Timbaland stan from like Croatia or Qatar or some #### laced in his bedroom son. The hook is pure mutha####in struggle my ni##a...I aint even gon get into it yo. Somebody tell this ni##a he dont gotta croon on ALL these joints tho b. Jiggaman gave this ni##a one a his "Oh its for Bleek's joint? Aight here ya go" verses. Jay knows when he in danger of gettin renegaded....n that #### wasnt gon be happenin here son. Son couldnta renegaded Lil Boosie on this #### b. Word is bond son. Lame bar: "I rap like its Christmas Eve" ....Cmon Jermaine.

8. Cole World - This beat got more of that same Euro ni##a swag that the last joint had. Its cool if ni##as wanna get on some international #### n show some variety or some culture b....but this beat kinda a$s yo. This sounds like some #### that mutha####as in Moscow be doin Russian kicks to....like you gotta be splashin 180 proof vodka on slave ####es n rockin a bear skin coat wit the head still on it to really appreciate #### like this son. Then this ni##a get on some Borat #### durin the hook when he singin "Got a hundred fifty ####es in the club starin' at me/ How that feel? Very happy!" Yall listen to this #### tho..."How that feel? VERY HAPPY". Son...thats some "no speaky inglish" type #### yo. This joint starts out wit the line "it took me all day to find some inspiration"...ayo maybe you shoulda put it back where you found it son. Cos apparently you found that #### in the back of a gypsy caravan or some #### b. You want lame bars tho? Son be spittin darts like "See my man Nate, asked me if I gained weight/ I said nah, my pockets got fatter, that's all", "I got the type of #### that make a hater say sorry" n "####, I made this in the crib, watchin' Belly/ eatin' peanut butter jelly, what the #### can ni##as tell me?" n all kindsa dog#### bars...take ya pick yo. Its like a wackass bars smorgasbord on this #### b.

9. In The Morning (ft The Kitten Whisperer) - Damn son....you kno the album aint really goin rite for a ni##a when you relieved to hear the Drizzy joint nahmean. Still think this beat is dope...which kinda makes sense namsayin since this joint one a the only ones that Jermaine aint produce by hisself. Word is bond yo...this ni##a gave all his best beats away to mutha####as like Kendrick (see HiiiPoWeR) n XV (peep Smallville) namsayin. Kinda forgot that Aubrey sounds like a rapist on this #### tho nahmean. I think the ni##a talmbout how he use to #### horses when he was a kid in his verse or some #### son. N even tho Young Angel droppin bars bout ridin stallions n shootin lotion outta his finger tips... this little ni##a Cole aka L-ton John STILL gon find a way to squeeze in the lamest bar on this #### wit "no strings attached, like a cordless phone" Son...when was the last time you seen a phone that DID have a cord yo? You write this verse in 1987 g? Cmon son...its 2011 yo. Cordless phones? That ####s like sayin "word...I got these condoms that aint made outta lamb intestines son" or "word....I gotta TV that aint black n white at my crib namsayin" or "word....I like broads who dont got mustaches or di#ks yo". Stop it Jermaine...

10. Lost Ones - First off yo...this #### got pretty much the same drumbeat as the Lights Out joint...which really be drivin home that point that son been runnin outta ideas for beats a long a$s time now yo. But SON...on a album full of ####ified lotiony hooks...this #### might actually be the the lotioniest n ####ifiedest hook of them all yo... "I aint too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes...I cry sometimes about it...."



Son...is you ####in serious? #### gets even more ####ed out when the ni##a starts spittin from the perspective of a pregnant broad for the whole second verse. "I let you hit it raw mutha####a...now Im pregnant". Word...mad ni##as is gon be spittin along to that #### b. Nas dont even get away wit doin #### like that son...

11. Nobody's Perfect (Ft Missy Elliot) - I aint mad at this beat...#### is actually cool for some R&B ni##a ####. Plus Missy took it back yo. This still jus some #### for broads that eat ice cream under the covers n keep candy bars in they glove box...but its cool for what it is yo. The little homie Jermaine aint forget to spit some more lame bars on this #### tho. Word yo...the lamest one gotta be "Cole heatin up like that leftover lasagna" ....wow. The hood probably gon love that one yo...."YO YOU HEAR WHAT THIS ni##a JUS SAID SLIME?? HE HEATIN UP....LIKE LEFTOVER LASAGNA ni##a!!! DAMN YO!!! REWIND THAT BACK SLIME!!!

12. Never Told - This some Captain Save A Hoe #### son. Theres a skit in the middle bout a young Jermaine learnin how to be a man. Apparently son use to sound like a little broad when he was young tho...couldnt make it to the end of this one b. NO.I.D. gave the ni##a a throwaway beat too. Lamest bar: "Cause Wolverine's depressing, don't wanna be your ex-man"

13. Rise And Shine - Son saved his best beat for damn near the end of the album yo. Either way tho...son hooked up a ferocious track to go hammer on son.....before he lames out on the hook n sings some wack #### again. This song is like a dime broad witta 5 inch ortho shoe on b. Too bad son... Dont think that son forgot to spit some wackness on this #### too yo. Lamest bar: "These words Im recordin got me ballin....Jordan".

14. God's Gift - This the joint son was hopin Jay would jump on. ####s definitely better than that Nice Watch eurotrash #### he did end up jumpin on tho. Son referencin Jay n talmbout "on to the blueprint" but Jay was like "Nah". So disrespectful Hovi....Of course son gotta squeeze in another wack a$s made up as he go hook torn straight outta the book of Aubrey nahmean. Lamest bars: "#### my passion / Man I just can’t help it,I see a cookie, I grab one"

15. Breakdown - The drums by theyselves on the intro sound like some bull#### yo. #### be soundin cheap as #### son. Sounds like some #### a ni##as moms would tap out while she ####in witta ni##as MPC in his room. Once the music kicks in its aight tho. Rite out the gate yo...son spits "I just shed tears homie and now I aint too proud to admit it"...we get it son. You aint ashamed to cry...stop all that sad face purple donkey #### already par. The song aint horrible...but I dont kno what ni##a would end they album witta joint like this one. Lamest bars: "Thought I was brighter than a Polo sweater / No pops.... was like Martin with no Coretta"




Bonus Tracks:

I aint really kno which joints is officially on his #### but these mutha####as is summa the bonus tracks I got on my version yo....

Workout - The first official single off this #### jus became a bonus track yo. Truth be told...this joint was cool for what it was. The video was another story tho son...that #### looked like son got the director who use to do #### for TLC on they first album b. That #### musta costed Roc Nation like$300 yo. Jay probably drops more on socks than what he givin this ni##a for his video budget b. I ####s wit this ####...like it aint my favorite #### or nothin b...but I dont hate it like that. But when son starts gettin his Paula Abdul on its time for the skip button.

Nothing Lasts Forever - More #### for broads who aint got no self esteem n ni##as who stay twistin Nuvo caps off n sippin Shirley Temples at the club. Its a cool joint but son spittin some serious snore darts on this one b.

Daddy's Little Girl - The beat cool...in a "ni##a who jus learned how to use Reason" kinda way. But the hook so light in the a$s that my mutha####in iPod started floatin round the room while I was playin this #### b. You can put a black coffee in front of the speakers n that #### gon have 5 sugars in it by the end of the song par. This #### softer than chinchilla bellies yo. You could pollinate your flower garden wit this #### b. This ni##as dignity tank is on E when it comes to these hooks son...but whatever yo.

Who Dat - Aka the original first single flop....Only good thing I can say bout this #### is he aint really spit any lazy a$s bars like he did all over his album yo. He barely gettin his songstress on on this shir too yo. Son shoulda spent more than 4 seconds comin up wit the hook for this mutha####a tho son.

Cheer Up - I dont even kno if this joint is really a bonus track forreal yo...n I aint heard it...but thats a funny a$s song title comin from this ni##a b.



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105 comments for "The Big Ghostface Review for Cole World: The Sideline Story"


 09-27-2011, 04:15 PMaway - #2
Gremlin 659 heat pts659

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Thats bout it fam...I aint really mad at this ####...but son was lazy as #### on this joint b. The beats...the rhymes...all that #### yo. I thought son woulda been savin his best #### for his album my ni##a. There aint really a whole lot to make this #### that different from his mixtapes tho son. N word is bond yo...the rap world always been divided between ni##as who dont sound wack singin all over they joints (Pac, 50, DMX, Slick Rick, GHOSTFACE etc) n ni##as who sound like straight ####es when they do namsayin (Aubrey).....Cole be fallin into that second category yo. What you gon do tho? These beige ni##as jus love to croon on they #### b. But yo...I aint mad at this #### like that baby pa. The ni##a gettin his feet wet in the game still...its cool...broads gon more or less love this like a fat kid love cake n all that. It jus aint the gods cuppa tea namsayin. Staten ni##as be drinkin from golden goblets b. We dont drink no Ovaltines namsayin. We drink broken glass son. ni##as stay eatin the bark off the trees over here par. You talkin to some official titanium beard ni##as who rock iron headbands n throw Suzuki jeeps at ni##as for steppin on our footwear nahmean. So nah...ni##as who got that viking blood dont be really ####in wit no soft a$s #### like this b. But this #### wasnt designed for ni##as like Tone yo...I understands that #### b. This #### was designed to tap that insecure broad demographic n #### par. So instead a breakin this mutha####as wings off Imma jus open the window n let the butterfly go back to the flower box n do his thing namsayin. Let youngin do him I guess yo...

Overall...on some generous ####...Imma give Eeyorematic 2.5 outta 5 Zeus Slaps yo.....or 5 Memphis Bleek durags under the fitted outta 5. Word is bond.


Aight peace.


 09-27-2011, 04:23 PMonline - #3
King Henry 315 heat pts315

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Ghostface is a Cole fan too, so I respect his opinion.


Big Ghostface :cool-smiley-009:
 09-27-2011, 04:24 PMaway - #4
Moony Jackson 260 heat pts260

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I couldn't make it far without laughing

ni##a said memphis cole
 09-27-2011, 04:32 PMaway - #5
HeyCobra 7 heat pts

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eeyore #### made me laugh, but the review on RED had me rolling.

i still dont get why people hate the womens prospective on lost ones, but to each his own.

i was expecting to laugh more here.
 09-27-2011, 04:34 PMaway - #6
Chief 27 heat pts27

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 09-27-2011, 04:34 PMaway - #7
SoulOnIce 64 heat pts64

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First off young Eeyore lookin like some ni##a jus snatched his balloon animals from him on this cover yo

:laughing19:
 09-27-2011, 04:37 PMonline - #8
Wonderwoman 1 heat pts

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As much a I love Cole and this album this review was funny as #### o died laughing
 09-27-2011, 04:40 PMaway - #9
2TopFlite 18 heat pts18

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Yoooooo

9. In The Morning (ft The Kitten Whisperer) - Kinda forgot that Aubrey sounds like a rapist on this #### tho nahmean. I think the ni##a talmbout how he use to #### horses when he was a kid in his verse or some #### son. N even tho Young Angel droppin bars bout ridin stallions n shootin lotion outta his finger tips... this little ni##a Cole aka L-ton John



Daddy's Little Girl - The beat cool...in a "ni##a who jus learned how to use Reason" kinda way. But the hook so light in the a$s that my mutha####in iPod started floatin round the room while I was playin this #### b. You can put a black coffee in front of the speakers n that #### gon have 5 sugars in it by the end of the song par. This #### softer than chinchilla bellies yo. You could pollinate your flower garden wit this #### b. This ni##as dignity tank is on E when it comes to these hooks son...but whatever yo.



Staten ni##as be drinkin from golden goblets b. We dont drink no Ovaltines namsayin. We drink broken glass son. ni##as stay eatin the bark off the trees over here par. You talkin to some official titanium beard ni##as who rock iron headbands n throw Suzuki jeeps at ni##as for steppin on our footwear nahmean. So nah...ni##as who got that viking blood dont be really ####in wit no soft a$s #### like this b. But this #### wasnt designed for ni##as like Tone yo...I understands that #### b. This #### was designed to tap that insecure broad demographic n #### par. So instead a breakin this mutha####as wings off Imma jus open the window n let the butterfly go back to the flower box n do his thing namsayin.


Overall...on some generous ####...Imma give Eeyorematic 2.5 outta 5 Zeus Slaps yo.....or 5 Memphis Bleek durags under the fitted outta 5. Word is bond.






























 09-27-2011, 04:41 PMaway - #10
Verse 58 heat pts58

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Gone @ rating this #### 5 "Memphis Bleek Durags".....
 09-27-2011, 04:43 PMonline - #11
King Henry 315 heat pts315

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Originally Posted by Hiphopknowledge
But I was hating on j.cole
Ghostface didn't even hate that much

You on the other hand
 09-27-2011, 04:43 PMaway - #12
Martel 11 heat pts11

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How that feel? Very happy had me dying. and his in the morning review too. everything else was decent. still havent heard this album.
 09-27-2011, 04:44 PMaway - #13
Da Gooneyz 5 heat pts

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The God went the #### in. That is all.
 09-27-2011, 04:45 PMaway - #14
refuze 70 heat pts70

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lol funny a$s review.. i still #### with the album tho but he's right about some of the lame a$s bars
 09-27-2011, 04:48 PMaway - #15
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"I aint too proud to tell you that I cry sometimes...I cry sometimes about it...."



some of the joints on this album are emo as #### but it aint like j. cole was trying to be a hard ni##a anyway. he aint built like that
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 09-27-2011, 04:50 PMonline - #17
Greece 7 heat pts

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got damn this #### was so funny
 09-27-2011, 04:54 PMaway - #19
Playa 68 heat pts68

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I can't even finish this.
 09-27-2011, 04:55 PMaway - #20
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Memphis Cole
 
 


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