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the best punchlines u eva heard


 the best punchlines u eva heard
topic by fk montana - 04-07-2005, 07:47 AM - Boxden > The Hip-Hop Spot


name some of em...


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418 comments for "the best punchlines u eva heard"


 04-07-2005, 08:07 AM - #2
i cant rap 

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yes! i love original threads
 04-07-2005, 08:08 AM - #3
i cant rap 

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"ayo im like a bag of chips, cause when you eat me you gotta lick ya fingers"
 04-07-2005, 08:09 AM - #4
TheKidHypno 

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I'm in the club sippin cherry champaign/lookin for a bush to beat, somethin like the kerry campaign-Fabolous

You a blood yesterday but you flipped tonight/You like that ish that k!ll superman cuz you a crip tonight(kryptonite)-Papoose

Ask bevis, I get nothin but-head-Big L

That ish Big L spit....I dont remember how it went exactly but.....Rap without L is like china without rice/the bulls without mike i forgot what else he said but that ish was crazy

The boy keep chrome on him and chrome on rims and gold on gems and the stones on them show more details than capone and lil cease when they told on kim-Grafh
 04-07-2005, 11:10 AMaway - #5
UknowWhatItIs 

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but this 12 guage will put your 6 pack on ice" Jada
 04-07-2005, 11:24 AMaway - #6
slimyellow 2 heat pts

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Ayo What The !!/ Im Tryna Get My !! Sucked.
 04-07-2005, 11:33 AMaway - #7
Lake 

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cassidy's new joint dissin murda mook is full of em
 04-07-2005, 11:41 AM - #8
Krome 

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The boy keep chrome on him and chrome on rims and gold on gems and the stones on them show more details than capone and lil cease when they told on kim-Grafh

sick line
 04-07-2005, 12:18 PMaway - #9
KedAKAKnowledge 

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"I'm Trying To Keep Me And My Men Straight...So I'ma Need An 'O' Dog And I Ain't Talking About Lorenz Tate"
-Lloyd Banks
 04-07-2005, 12:47 PMonline - #10
Young Fab 

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check my sig. da Fabolous line
 04-07-2005, 12:52 PMonline - #11
Young Fab 

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and

"I knock down ya door like Jehovah Witness/and bring niccas in ya crib like ya older sisters/"-Cassidy

"i do more than rap for my bucks/i keep two 9's on me like Warren Sapp from da Bucks/"-Fabolous

"i kno da watch is botherin ya vision/but reach and i'll put a dot on ya head like its part of your religion/"-Lloyd Banks

"They wanna kno why i'm so fly/a girl asked me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye/"-Big L

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 04-07-2005, 12:55 PMonline - #12
Young Fab 

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oh yea i heard this in a battle by Murda Mook, he said:

"U ain't gotta be Forrest Whitaker for u to be a Ghost, Dog/i blow 4's and i'll chop ya body up so when yo' chick/see da ish in all da portions/she gon be standin over his corpse lookin like Machalli Colken/
 04-07-2005, 01:20 PMaway - #13
Young Phelony 

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i spit clips that'll chew right thru ya/ he tried 2 exit out windows, but he better off shuttin down his computa/ -murda mook

HAHAHAHHA
 04-07-2005, 01:29 PMonline - #14
Young Fab 

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Loaded Lux said that plus da line is wrong. here's how it is:

"I'mma kick in doors and bust rounds from da Ruger/he tried 2 exit out his windows, he was betta off shuttin down his computer/-LOADED LUX
 04-07-2005, 02:11 PMaway - #15
SMallz 1 heat pts

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im quick wit da fist and the switchblade, get brave u ould get a clip in your ribcage, thats what happens when u act dumb, silencers on my gat sounds like im clappin a cap gun - Cass
 04-07-2005, 03:07 PMonline - #16
Krypt 3 heat pts

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"I knock down ya door like Jehovah Witness/and bring niccas in ya crib like ya older sisters/"-Cassidy
 04-07-2005, 03:33 PMaway - #17
killacag 80 heat pts80

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wow no one mentioned a team yet...yall missin out
 04-07-2005, 03:38 PMaway - #18
MC_Bingo 

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Originally Posted by TheKidHypno
That ish Big L spit....I dont remember how it went exactly but.....Rap without L is like china without rice/the bulls without mike i forgot what else he said but that ish was crazy
Think this is what your looking for:

You know nuttin about L, so don't doubt L
What's this mother!!in rap game without L?
Yo, that's like jewels without ice
That's like china without rice
or the Holy Bible without Christ
or the Bulls without Mike
or crackheads without pipes
The Village without dykes
or hockey games without f!ghts
Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit
Flamboyant is the label I'm with, mother!!er - Big L, The Big Picture (Intro)
 04-07-2005, 04:10 PMaway - #19
Young savior 

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Im a young pimp pardon my age/
i aint got long hair but if i did she'll be parting my braids/
niccas find out what club they at/
take'em wit us and run a train on them like a subway mat/

Lloyd Banks
 04-07-2005, 04:47 PM - #20
youngtreez 

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Originally Posted by Young Phelony
i spit clips that'll chew right thru ya/ he tried 2 exit out windows, but he better off shuttin down his computa/ -murda mook

HAHAHAHHA
^^^^
that was loaded lux homeboy
 
 


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