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 10-04-2008, 05:00 PMaway - #21
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Originally Posted by lifetimez
"they think I'm spelling Iverson when the beef's all done, I put you on the IV in the ER, Son."

40 Cal i think
Close thread.
 10-04-2008, 05:08 PMaway - #22
Verse 59 heat pts59

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< Mad sports lines.

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 10-04-2008, 05:17 PMaway - #23
casper 1 heat pts

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i hate all the lines that mention players numbers...#### is the easiest & most over done


"my dawgs like the eagles use & get rid of the duce" (staley)

"weed like notre dame it get smoked in the bowls"
 10-04-2008, 05:24 PMaway - #24
xxgoodzxx 1 heat pts

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"I sport so much fly ####.. I should win an ESPY"
jay. ahhaha.
 10-04-2008, 05:30 PMaway - #25
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Originally Posted by I hug the strip
"So wen i rap it goes to show magic johnson aint the only sick ni##a living"

"word on the street is they say yall ####
let the ar spit
i be getting higher than jr smith"

"shot the 5th and like the pistons tossed the heat"
that jada bar wit the jr smith
thats the line right there

Before i get piss-ton
and run up in the seats like the indiana pacers
luda

i got game like stuart scott
fresh out the espn shop
 10-04-2008, 06:15 PMaway - #26
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"And ya'll scared I can tell, but Ima get bucks like Milwakee, cause like Sam... I Ca-sell"

Jada
 10-04-2008, 06:52 PMaway - #27
Bkjj11 312 heat pts312

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Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

#### goes hard
 10-04-2008, 06:53 PMaway - #28
I hug the strip 3 heat pts

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"Im trying give u a message like kayne west
except ur boy got more techs den ron artest"-WATCH HOW IT GO DOWN
 10-04-2008, 07:07 PMaway - #29
d_ville5 

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sent him from the Windy to the Apple b/c he didn't have the heart to be a Bull...
about E.C.
 10-05-2008, 02:58 AMaway - #30
Menelek 5 heat pts

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Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little ni##as is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall ni##as Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)


I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.
 10-05-2008, 03:12 AMaway - #31
Eagles All Day 49 heat pts49

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When I'm Dead and Gone Put my Yankee Hat Onnnnnnn- Hov

Cause I got an ego big as TO, but I'm not an Eagle- Cube

 10-05-2008, 03:14 AMaway - #32
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why you sweating like shaq at the free trow line


lmao
 10-05-2008, 05:09 AMonline - #33
THEINFAMOUS 7 heat pts

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Originally Posted by MAKAVELI2199
^ whats that from??
It's from a CNN song. I cant even remember the name. But Capone or Nore didnt say it. It was another dude
 10-05-2008, 05:15 AMonline - #34
THEINFAMOUS 7 heat pts

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Originally Posted by Bkjj11
Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

#### goes hard
1 of his best verses. Bank$ wasnt bad either.

[Verse 2: Tony Yayo]
Yo Banks, let me shine
I got *Timberwolves in Minnesota*
And got them *New York Knicks* up in that baking soda homie
I cross over with Rugers in *Vancouver when its grizzly*
In a *Portland Trailblazer* if your a$s don't hit me
You get shot in your *cavs in Cleveland*
Start bleedin', and now you wanna #### and can't ball all season
Yo I'm rollin' *phillies up with the 76ers*
And got my *heat up in Miami* on the beach with my ni##as
And them hos from *Atlanta is hawkin*
Cuz they see them *Denver nuggets* on my neck while my a$s is walkin'
Stash the gun
Now I'm in *Phoenix sun*
Cuz I'm a *Golden State warrior* that stay on the run
I'm in the truck
Countin' up *Milwakee bucks*
And I stay with the wratchet cuz thats whats up
I got a *wizard in DC* that chef up o's
So I'm livin like a *king in Sacramento*
When I'm out in *Chicago I'm on some bull####*
You know semi automatic I stay with a full clip
With them *Houston rockets*
Baby nine in my pocket
Hypnotic and balm chronic
Bang you with the *sonics*
I'm that ni##a that'll *Los Angeles clip you*
Slow your *pace in Indiana* when you countin' them figures
Yo I'm out in *New Orleans whoadie duckin' them warrants
You get stung by my Mac like a batch of hornets*
Time to splurge like the *San Antonio Spurs*
I got rings like a *Laker* bubble *celtic birds*
Disappear like *magic, Dallas mavericks* in the gat
And I'll *Detroit piss* on you while you lyin on your back
Strip shorty out her bra you know I get a$s
Cause the kid big ballin' like the *Utah Jazz*
*Toronto Raptors* style Yay is a vet
I move like a *Net*
So cut that check ni##a

[Tony Yayo talking:]
Its the playoffs ni##a, ya'll ni##as ain't think I could rap like that huh?
I got Lloyd Banks with me, Blue Hefner ni##a, Its the Talk Of New York,
Matter fact I'll change my #### to top of New York ni##a,
Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon, June
Ya'll ni##as can't rap ya'll ain't got no money
Broke a$s ni##as
Its the real Talk Of New York
ni##as tryin to bite my name and #### while I'm gone ha ha
Top Of New York ni##a I'm changin' my ####, a.k.a. 12 12's 58 58's ni##a
I did that just cause the playoffs is right now
You bumass ni##as
Curtis "Interscope" Jackson, ni##a
He shootin a million, a 60 million,
Matter fact a hundred million dollar movie right now
My man Buck, G Unit South, Buck Marley, Sha Millions ni##a
Talk Of New York Tony Yayo, Olivia, It don't stop
We got video games, movies, liqour deals and ya'll ni##as is mad huh?
You bumass ni##as
I hear these bumass ni##as rhymin on freestyles
Ya'll ni##as is ####in trash
I just did that to show ya'll ni##as how to rap
Tony Yayo, blueprint I follow 50's blueprint ni##a yeah
I'm poppin' #### ni##a
Cause my mixtape is better than ya ####in album, ####, ####
And ni##as better.. My date is June 27th if you ain't know
If you come that month you better push back
Cause my #### is straight crack ni##a
I might call myself Tony Crack no no Tony Dope
Nah Tony Yayo ni##a ha ha yeah
G Unit, better ask somebody ni##a
 10-05-2008, 06:04 PMaway - #35
xbigelx 2 heat pts

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Originally Posted by Menelek
Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little ni##as is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall ni##as Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)


I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.
These are absolutley horrible sorry dude
 10-05-2008, 06:12 PMaway - #36
Nickel 98 heat pts98

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aint goin to be a tray fee jay-z they be murd3red
joey the future im more like dirk
anybody buyin respect me
try and wet me
yall dudes will never make it
your a Tyus Edney
im a standout like Yao Ming
im whats sparkin now
like fallback Shaq
im startin now
boys poppin it toys poppin spit
im not from round these parts im Stojakovic

joey got them on lock
 10-05-2008, 06:16 PMaway - #37
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"but the QB don't stand for no quarterback" - Nas
 10-05-2008, 06:16 PMaway - #38
l0udm0uf 1 heat pts

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Throw bullets like elway in the 2 minute drill/

and you dont wanna be shannon sharpe when the cannon spark//

split you and tear ya mans apart



some good old classic pre-documentary Game
 10-05-2008, 06:29 PMaway - #39
Future 40 heat pts40

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"Larry's Bird flew out of Nicolas' Cage"
GZA
 10-05-2008, 06:37 PMaway - #40
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"Kobe, tell me how my a$s tastes."
 
 


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