This is BX @ Boxden.com


Sports Punchlines


 Sports Punchlines
 10-04-2008, 05:00 PMaway - #21
brayan99 

  d 
space
$2,331 | 0
Originally Posted by lifetimez
"they think I'm spelling Iverson when the beef's all done, I put you on the IV in the ER, Son."

40 Cal i think
Close thread.
 10-04-2008, 05:08 PMonline - #22
Verse 55 heat pts55

  d 
space
$13,041 | POWERFUL
< Mad sports lines.

Last edited by Verse; 10-04-2008 at 05:35 PM..
 10-04-2008, 05:17 PMaway - #23
casper 1 heat pts

  d 
space
$14,734 | POWERFUL
i hate all the lines that mention players numbers...!! is the easiest & most over done


"my dawgs like the eagles use & get rid of the duce" (staley)

"weed like notre dame it get smoked in the bowls"
 10-04-2008, 05:24 PMaway - #24
xxgoodzxx 1 heat pts

  d 
space
$3,212 | 9323854
"I sport so much fly !!.. I should win an ESPY"
jay. ahhaha.
 10-04-2008, 05:30 PMaway - #25
lyrical.obsessi 

  d 
space
$2,495 | 18779116
Originally Posted by I hug the strip
"So wen i rap it goes to show magic johnson aint the only sick nicca living"

"word on the street is they say yall !!
let the ar spit
i be getting higher than jr smith"

"shot the 5th and like the pistons tossed the heat"
that jada bar wit the jr smith
thats the line right there

Before i get piss-ton
and run up in the seats like the indiana pacers
luda

i got game like stuart scott
fresh out the espn shop
 10-04-2008, 06:15 PMaway - #26
lifetimez 

  d 
space
$2,806 | 10307122
"And ya'll scared I can tell, but Ima get bucks like Milwakee, cause like Sam... I Ca-sell"

Jada
 10-04-2008, 06:52 PMaway - #27
Bkjj11 152 heat pts152

  d 
space
$33,542 | POWERFUL
Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

!! goes hard
 10-04-2008, 06:53 PMonline - #28
I hug the strip 2 heat pts

  d 
space
$1,676 | 3848216
"Im trying give u a message like kayne west
except ur boy got more techs den ron artest"-WATCH HOW IT GO DOWN
 10-04-2008, 07:07 PMaway - #29
d_ville5 

  d 
space
$823 | 1420016
sent him from the Windy to the Apple b/c he didn't have the heart to be a Bull...
about E.C.
 10-05-2008, 02:58 AMaway - #30
Menelek 5 heat pts

  d 
space
$2,850 | 10249233
Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little niccas is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall niccas Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)


I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.
 10-05-2008, 03:12 AMaway - #31
Eagles All Day 49 heat pts49

  d 
space
$21,778 | POWERFUL
When I'm Dead and Gone Put my Yankee Hat Onnnnnnn- Hov

Cause I got an ego big as TO, but I'm not an Eagle- Cube

 10-05-2008, 03:14 AMaway - #32
[BMAN] 

  d 
space
$2,354 | 0
why you sweating like shaq at the free trow line


lmao
 10-05-2008, 05:09 AMaway - #33
THEINFAMOUS 7 heat pts

  d 
space
$32,974 | POWERFUL
Originally Posted by MAKAVELI2199
^ whats that from??
It's from a CNN song. I cant even remember the name. But Capone or Nore didnt say it. It was another dude
 10-05-2008, 05:15 AMaway - #34
THEINFAMOUS 7 heat pts

  d 
space
$32,974 | POWERFUL
Originally Posted by Bkjj11
Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

!! goes hard
1 of his best verses. Bank$ wasnt bad either.

[Verse 2: Tony Yayo]
Yo Banks, let me shine
I got *Timberwolves in Minnesota*
And got them *New York Knicks* up in that baking soda homie
I cross over with Rugers in *Vancouver when its grizzly*
In a *Portland Trailblazer* if your a$s don't hit me
You get shot in your *cavs in Cleveland*
Start bleedin', and now you wanna !! and can't ball all season
Yo I'm rollin' *phillies up with the 76ers*
And got my *heat up in Miami* on the beach with my niccas
And them hos from *Atlanta is hawkin*
Cuz they see them *Denver nuggets* on my neck while my a$s is walkin'
Stash the gun
Now I'm in *Phoenix sun*
Cuz I'm a *Golden State warrior* that stay on the run
I'm in the truck
Countin' up *Milwakee bucks*
And I stay with the wratchet cuz thats whats up
I got a *wizard in DC* that chef up o's
So I'm livin like a *king in Sacramento*
When I'm out in *Chicago I'm on some bull!!*
You know semi automatic I stay with a full clip
With them *Houston rockets*
Baby nine in my pocket
Hypnotic and balm chronic
Bang you with the *sonics*
I'm that nicca that'll *Los Angeles clip you*
Slow your *pace in Indiana* when you countin' them figures
Yo I'm out in *New Orleans whoadie duckin' them warrants
You get stung by my Mac like a batch of hornets*
Time to splurge like the *San Antonio Spurs*
I got rings like a *Laker* bubble *celtic birds*
Disappear like *magic, Dallas mavericks* in the gat
And I'll *Detroit piss* on you while you lyin on your back
Strip shorty out her bra you know I get a$s
Cause the kid big ballin' like the *Utah Jazz*
*Toronto Raptors* style Yay is a vet
I move like a *Net*
So cut that check nicca

[Tony Yayo talking:]
Its the playoffs nicca, ya'll niccas ain't think I could rap like that huh?
I got Lloyd Banks with me, Blue Hefner nicca, Its the Talk Of New York,
Matter fact I'll change my !! to top of New York nicca,
Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon, June
Ya'll niccas can't rap ya'll ain't got no money
Broke a$s niccas
Its the real Talk Of New York
niccas tryin to bite my name and !! while I'm gone ha ha
Top Of New York nicca I'm changin' my !!, a.k.a. 12 12's 58 58's nicca
I did that just cause the playoffs is right now
You bumass niccas
Curtis "Interscope" Jackson, nicca
He shootin a million, a 60 million,
Matter fact a hundred million dollar movie right now
My man Buck, G Unit South, Buck Marley, Sha Millions nicca
Talk Of New York Tony Yayo, Olivia, It don't stop
We got video games, movies, liqour deals and ya'll niccas is mad huh?
You bumass niccas
I hear these bumass niccas rhymin on freestyles
Ya'll niccas is !!in trash
I just did that to show ya'll niccas how to rap
Tony Yayo, blueprint I follow 50's blueprint nicca yeah
I'm poppin' !! nicca
Cause my mixtape is better than ya !!in album, !!, !!
And niccas better.. My date is June 27th if you ain't know
If you come that month you better push back
Cause my !! is straight crack nicca
I might call myself Tony Crack no no Tony Dope
Nah Tony Yayo nicca ha ha yeah
G Unit, better ask somebody nicca
 10-05-2008, 06:04 PMaway - #35
xbigelx 2 heat pts

  d 
space
$732 | 2732897
Originally Posted by Menelek
Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little niccas is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall niccas Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)


I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.
These are absolutley horrible sorry dude
 10-05-2008, 06:12 PMaway - #36
Nickel 79 heat pts79

  d 
space
$9,002 | POWERFUL
aint goin to be a tray fee jay-z they be murked
joey the future im more like dirk
anybody buyin respect me
try and wet me
yall dudes will never make it
your a Tyus Edney
im a standout like Yao Ming
im whats sparkin now
like fallback Shaq
im startin now
boys poppin it toys poppin spit
im not from round these parts im Stojakovic

joey got them on lock
 10-05-2008, 06:16 PMaway - #37
Caey Trey 

  d 
space
$30 | 35790
"but the QB don't stand for no quarterback" - Nas
 10-05-2008, 06:16 PMaway - #38
l0udm0uf 1 heat pts

  d 
space
$7,655 | POWERFUL
Throw bullets like elway in the 2 minute drill/

and you dont wanna be shannon sharpe when the cannon spark//

split you and tear ya mans apart



some good old classic pre-documentary Game
 10-05-2008, 06:29 PMaway - #39
Future 34 heat pts34

  d 
space
$29,548 | POWERFUL
"Larry's Bird flew out of Nicolas' Cage"
GZA
 10-05-2008, 06:37 PMaway - #40
shan0514 

  d 
space
$1,478 | 3655843


"Kobe, tell me how my a$s tastes."
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

 


Go Back   Boxden.Com - Stay First. Follow BX. > BX Table Of Contents > The Hip-Hop Spot
    
         
Mark Forums Read

 



Latest hot topics on fire the past 48 hrs
Image inside  Mimi Faust and Nikko partied the night before the $ex..
61 comments
Image inside  Vintage Pam Grier In The 1970's.......
74 comments
Article inside  Ice Cube: Ride Along Was "Robbed" at MTV Movie Award..
89 comments
 NBA What Does The P In Swaggy P Stand For?
New reply 32 seconds ago - 60 comments - by largofool
 MLB Espn First Take With An Ignorant Tweet On Jackie Robin...
New reply 8 minutes ago - 146 comments - by theFREAK
 NFL Chris Johnson To The Jets
New reply 41 seconds ago - 52 comments - by 1andonlyKingP
 Article inside More ‘breaking Bad’ Alternate Endings Revealed By Vinc...
New reply 12 minutes ago - 51 comments - by SM
 Video inside So The Boy August Alsina Just G Checked 106 And Park L...
New reply 3 minutes ago - 160 comments - by Adwerdz
 MMA Chuck Norris: Bruce Lee And I Would Have Done Well In ...
New reply 14 minutes ago - 66 comments - by ill 800
  What Rapper Has Never Had His Credibility Questioned
New reply 6 minutes ago - 69 comments - by "SS"
  Omfg The Motherload Restock! 04/19/14 Eastbay
New reply 16 minutes ago - 93 comments - by bnw99

Like BX on Facebook Follow BX on Twitter
5,699 fans of BX and 3 new today 4,652 following | none new today

hot topic blog   »    hip-hop   |   sports   |   movies   |   games   |   news   |   wild'ish   |   gear   |   rides   |   tech

contact us   |   mobile   |   privacy statement

© Boxden.com. 1998 - end of time.