Sports Punchlines

10-04-2008, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by lifetimez

"they think I'm spelling Iverson when the beef's all done, I put you on the IV in the ER, Son."

40 Cal i think

Close thread.

05:35 PM

< Mad sports lines.

10-04-2008, 05:17 PM

i hate all the lines that mention players numbers...!! is the easiest & most over done

"my dawgs like the eagles use & get rid of the duce" (staley)

"weed like notre dame it get smoked in the bowls"

10-04-2008, 05:24 PM

"I sport so much fly !!.. I should win an ESPY"
jay. ahhaha.

10-04-2008, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by I hug the strip

"So wen i rap it goes to show magic johnson aint the only sick nicca living"

"word on the street is they say yall !!
let the ar spit
i be getting higher than jr smith"

"shot the 5th and like the pistons tossed the heat"

that jada bar wit the jr smith
thats the line right there

Before i get piss-ton
and run up in the seats like the indiana pacers
luda

i got game like stuart scott
fresh out the espn shop

10-04-2008, 06:15 PM

"And ya'll scared I can tell, but Ima get bucks like Milwakee, cause like Sam... I Ca-sell"

Jada

10-04-2008, 06:52 PM

Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

!! goes hard

10-04-2008, 06:53 PM

"Im trying give u a message like kayne west
except ur boy got more techs den ron artest"-WATCH HOW IT GO DOWN

10-04-2008, 07:07 PM

sent him from the Windy to the Apple b/c he didn't have the heart to be a Bull...
about E.C.

10-05-2008, 02:58 AM

Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little niccas is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall niccas Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)

I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.

10-05-2008, 03:12 AM

When I'm Dead and Gone Put my Yankee Hat Onnnnnnn- Hov

Cause I got an ego big as TO, but I'm not an Eagle- Cube

10-05-2008, 03:14 AM

why you sweating like shaq at the free trow line

lmao

10-05-2008, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by MAKAVELI2199

^ whats that from??

It's from a CNN song. I cant even remember the name. But Capone or Nore didnt say it. It was another dude

10-05-2008, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Bkjj11

Song: NYC Where I'm From- G-Unit (Tony Yayo verse)

!! goes hard

1 of his best verses. Bank$ wasnt bad either.

[Verse 2: Tony Yayo]
Yo Banks, let me shine
I got *Timberwolves in Minnesota*
And got them *New York Knicks* up in that baking soda homie
I cross over with Rugers in *Vancouver when its grizzly*
In a *Portland Trailblazer* if your[..] don't hit me
You get shot in your *cavs in Cleveland*
Start bleedin', and now you wanna !! and can't ball all season
Yo I'm rollin' *phillies up with the 76ers*
And got my *heat up in Miami* on the beach with my niccas
And them hos from *Atlanta is hawkin*
Cuz they see them *Denver nuggets* on my neck while my[..] is walkin'
Stash the gun
Now I'm in *Phoenix sun*
Cuz I'm a *Golden State warrior* that stay on the run
I'm in the truck
Countin' up *Milwakee bucks*
And I stay with the wratchet cuz thats whats up
I got a *wizard in DC* that chef up o's
So I'm livin like a *king in Sacramento*
When I'm out in *Chicago I'm on some bull!!*
You know semi automatic I stay with a full clip
With them *Houston rockets*
Baby nine in my pocket
Hypnotic and balm chronic
Bang you with the *sonics*
I'm that nicca that'll *Los Angeles clip you*
Slow your *pace in Indiana* when you countin' them figures
Yo I'm out in *New Orleans whoadie duckin' them warrants
You get stung by my Mac like a batch of hornets*
Time to splurge like the *San Antonio Spurs*
I got rings like a *Laker* bubble *celtic birds*
Disappear like *magic, Dallas mavericks* in the gat
And I'll *Detroit piss* on you while you lyin on your back
Strip shorty out her bra you know I get[..]
Cause the kid big ballin' like the *Utah Jazz*
*Toronto Raptors* style Yay is a vet
I move like a *Net*
So cut that check nicca

[Tony Yayo talking:]
Its the playoffs nicca, ya'll niccas ain't think I could rap like that huh?
I got Lloyd Banks with me, Blue Hefner nicca, Its the Talk Of New York,
Matter fact I'll change my !! to top of New York nicca,
Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon, June
Ya'll niccas can't rap ya'll ain't got no money
Broke[..] niccas
Its the real Talk Of New York
niccas tryin to bite my name and !! while I'm gone ha ha
Top Of New York nicca I'm changin' my !!, a.k.a. 12 12's 58 58's nicca
I did that just cause the playoffs is right now
You bumass niccas
Curtis "Interscope" Jackson, nicca
He shootin a million, a 60 million,
Matter fact a hundred million dollar movie right now
My man Buck, G Unit South, Buck Marley, Sha Millions nicca
Talk Of New York Tony Yayo, Olivia, It don't stop
We got video games, movies, liqour deals and ya'll niccas is mad huh?
You bumass niccas
I hear these bumass niccas rhymin on freestyles
Ya'll niccas is !!in trash
I just did that to show ya'll niccas how to rap
Tony Yayo, blueprint I follow 50's blueprint nicca yeah
I'm poppin' !! nicca
Cause my mixtape is better than ya !!in album, !!, !!
And niccas better.. My date is June 27th if you ain't know
If you come that month you better push back
Cause my !! is straight crack nicca
I might call myself Tony Crack no no Tony Dope
Nah Tony Yayo nicca ha ha yeah
G Unit, better ask somebody nicca

10-05-2008, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Menelek

Yall Rapper are like Magic, Im starting to believe you really not that sick-Me but I think someone said it before.

Yall Little niccas is not In my League Im Like Shaq when He first Entered the League - Show-Time (Me)

Im Rated R, Yall niccas Pg like Jason Kid- ShowTime (just made that up)

I hardly write punchlines anymore tho but its easy to me.

These are absolutley horrible sorry dude

10-05-2008, 06:12 PM

aint goin to be a tray fee jay-z they be murked
joey the future im more like dirk
anybody buyin respect me
try and wet me
yall dudes will never make it
your a Tyus Edney
im a standout like Yao Ming
im whats sparkin now
like fallback Shaq
im startin now
boys poppin it toys poppin spit
im not from round these parts im Stojakovic

joey got them on lock

10-05-2008, 06:16 PM

"but the QB don't stand for no quarterback" - Nas

10-05-2008, 06:16 PM

Throw bullets like elway in the 2 minute drill/

and you dont wanna be shannon sharpe when the cannon spark//

split you and tear ya mans apart

some good old classic pre-documentary Game

10-05-2008, 06:29 PM

"Larry's Bird flew out of Nicolas' Cage"
GZA

10-05-2008, 06:37 PM

[pic]

"Kobe, tell me how my[..] tastes."

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