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Lil Wayne Drops "Lil Weezy's Book Of s3xual Positions"


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 Lil Wayne Drops "Lil Weezy's Book Of s3xual Positions"
topic by BLOCK APPROVED - 06-08-2007, 10:05 PM


FOUND THIS #### AT A HIP HOP WEBSITE ni##aZ..


Lil Wayne, known to many as Weezy F. Baby, has recently started writing a new book, But instead of a bio about his rise to fame and early years, it is in fact a book of s3xual positions he suggests his fans should try. Listed below is a sample of positions featured in the book;

1) Drop Top Porche It Out- "Its when a girl is giving you a blowjob on a handstand and you spread her legs open and insert one finger into her anus"

2) Persian Bong Rip- "Its when a girl is deepthroating you for a long time with no air and suddenly comes up for air, gargling mad spit, ni##a!"

3) Congo Suprise- "Its when you #### a girl from behind wearing a gorilla suit, then, unexpectedly shove a bannana in her anus. Also, talking to her in sign language afterwards is good for the position because them ni##az had a monkey that talked in the movie"

4) The Velociraptor- [You Need 1-Sharp Fake Nail Set] "Its When your ####ing a girl missionary, while making velociraptor noises (See Movie "Jurrasic Park" For Refrence) and then, at the top of your orgasm, Scratch her violently across the face with the nails"

5) The Adventures Of Tin Tin & Snowy- "Its when your ####ing a girl missionary and, at the top of your orgasm, Smash her in the face with a tin can (Of your choice) and then proceed to ejaculate on the side of the pillow next to her face. You know, cause thats snowy ni##a"

6) The Eye Of Sauron- "Yeah ni##a, this is when your hitting a #### from the back and then, at the top of your orgasm, fishhook that hoes eye. With your ring finger. Then call her your precious"

7) Go Dumb Bukkake- " Its when you, and a couple guys from oakland nut on a girls face whilst going hella dumb to "tell me when to go"

8) Hot air Balloon- "Its when a chicks eating your a$s, right, and you fart in her mouth. Infating her cheeks like a hot air balloon"

9) Interstate Toilet Snake- "Its when you stop at a rest stop on the highway, dip your d*ck in the toilet water, and have your girl give you road head. chea!"

10) The Donald Duck- When you eat 3 cloves of garlic and drink a bottle tobasco, let that sh#t marinate for a day then nut down our girls throught burning her esophagus causing that hoe to talk like Donald Duck for the next two weeks

11) Fool Me Once, Shame on you- "Having s3x with a transvestite....Damn"







WOW, THAT ni##a WEEZY CRAZY


45 comments for "Lil Wayne Drops "Lil Weezy's Book Of s3xual Positions""


 06-08-2007, 10:10 PMaway - #2
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 06-08-2007, 10:12 PM - #3
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JAYMETRO...you look like a ni##a that ####s with the fool me once
 06-08-2007, 10:14 PMaway - #4
Kanye East 

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WTF...how he forget the one when you hump Baby and let him skeet on ur forehead that ni##a Wayne is trippin'
 06-08-2007, 10:14 PMaway - #5
King Allister 35 heat pts35

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faaaaaaaaaake..
 06-08-2007, 10:17 PMaway - #6
JAYMETRO 

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Originally Posted by BLOCK APPROVED
JAYMETRO...you look like a ni##a that ####s with the fool me once
oh yea? and you look like the type of ni##a that wishes bout doing all that gay #### with lil wayne, what type of heteros3xual man posts #### like that??...####in homo-looking-big L
 06-08-2007, 10:17 PM - #7
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Oh yeah, almost forgot ni##a...
The Birdman of Alcatraz- "Its when you and Baby (Heeey!) Are messing around and you let him nut on your forehead.
 06-08-2007, 10:20 PM - #8
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Originally Posted by King Allister
faaaaaaaaaake..I Know my man wouldnt write that ####. Oh No You Didnt! He never does that #### to me
Gross ni##a...Gross.
 06-08-2007, 10:21 PM - #9
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Originally Posted by JAYMETRO
oh yea? and you look like the type of ni##a that wishes bout doing all that gay #### with lil wayne, what type of heteros3xual man posts #### like that??...####in homo-looking-big L
Why you got your mom in your avi?, it aint mothers day ni##a
 06-08-2007, 11:30 PMaway - #10
macadon83 

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Some of those names were funny as hell. Fool Me once...
















Hating a$s ni##a.
 06-09-2007, 03:41 PM - #11
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damn, lil wayne is gay for this ####
 06-09-2007, 03:46 PMaway - #12
stackmatics 

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Mayne who gives a flying #### about this nicca.. df who would take s3x tips from a nicca that kisses men...


BY THE WAY.. im having a lock door tonight and i need some stripper music.. help a nicca outt mayneeee
(for all the slow virgins in the world that dont know)
lock door = is a party with a whole bunch of strippers..
 06-09-2007, 03:52 PMaway - #13
AlCapone|m 

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has to be fake but some of em had me crackin up
 06-09-2007, 05:57 PM - #14
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still can't believe this ####
wayne is now officially homo
 06-09-2007, 06:03 PMaway - #15
1LynguisticMind 60 heat pts60

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LMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot air Baloon
 06-09-2007, 06:47 PMaway - #16
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8) Hot air Balloon- "Its when a chicks eating your a$s, right, and you fart in her mouth. Infating her cheeks like a hot air balloon"

11) Fool Me Once, Shame on you- "Having s3x with a transvestite....Damn"


YOUR FAVORITES who ever wrote those is officially gay
 06-09-2007, 09:55 PMaway - #17
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 06-10-2007, 01:50 AMaway - #18
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10) The Donald Duck- When you eat 3 cloves of garlic and drink a bottle tobasco, let that #### marinate for a day then nut down our girls throught burning her esophagus causing that hoe to talk like Donald Duck for the next two weeks


LOLOOOLLOLO

is block approved the new hood$tar?
 06-10-2007, 08:00 AMaway - #19
irish2nd 

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12. The Daddy Mack-when someone exposes you by taking a picture of you kissing another grown man on the lips and have the nerve to say that you're on some "mafia" type ####
 06-10-2007, 09:57 AM - #20
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Originally Posted by CrunkPopeye2
10) The Donald Duck- When you eat 3 cloves of garlic and drink a bottle tobasco, let that #### marinate for a day then nut down our girls throught burning her esophagus causing that hoe to talk like Donald Duck for the next two weeks


LOLOOOLLOLO

is block approved the new hood$tar?
naw ni##a
 

 



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