Hip Hop facts and events most ya'll don't know about
|10 years ago||class of '05 - away - #184|
Hurd fab was Guyanese? j/w
|10 years ago||class of '05 - on now - #185|
good read most of this sh*t is nothing but lies.
On the real I heard way back in the day that fat joe was the truth in new york. I heard he had the cocaine seen on lock. And was pushing major wait in NY. And n*ggaz know not to fu*k with crack. My brother push wait in the D and when he came back from a trip in NY some 3 years ago that is what he said.
Last edited by Quddus; 07-07-2005 at 08:20 AM..
|10 years ago||class of '05 - away - #188|
grandmaster caz did infact write rappers delight but no props were given to him for the sh*t
|07-07-2005, 10:34 AM||class of - - #196|
big pun had a tattoo of fat joe's fist on his hand
he also hat FAT JOE tattooe'd on his knuckles (5 knuckles 6 letters you figure it out)
|10 years ago||class of '05 - away - #199|
Hip Hop Groupie Confessions
***no homo**** funny read tho :D
Whatís your story?
I had a one-night stand with Allen Iverson. He was recording his album and I happened to be at the studio. One of my homegirls was into one of his homeboys. There was four *****es there and he was like, "I wanna **** somebody for the night."
Iverson told me he picked me Ďcause I was the only one "not up under his a.ss."
How was it?
He has the littlest, ashiest **** Iíve ever seen. Itís like, nonexistent. He looks like he should have a *****. And itís dry. I would give him four inches at best, and skinny.
So what happened?
We wound up back at his hotel. It wasnít even worth taking my clothes off for. I ended up leaving before it was over. He didnít cum, and neither did I, so thatís why I left.
Editorís note: We received a conflicting account from another caller who said Allen Iverson was "great" in bed, but decided she didnít want her story printed.
Were you in a relationship with Benzino, or just s3x?
It was a relationship, but mostly s3xual. It lasted at least six months.
How did you meet?
We kinda just bumped into each other at a club. He approached me and we just had a regular conversation. I was attracted to him as a person, but he was looking really grungy so it was mostly the conversation. We chilled for a few days, then he went out of town. Next time he came [to my town] he was like, "Come to my hotel." Nothing happened the first night, but after that I ran into him again and [we had s3x].
After six months, did you develop an emotional attachment to him or was it mostly s3x?
To be honest, I did have an emotional attachment to him, because I stopped seeing everybody else at the time.
Did you worry about him having other women, being a celebrity?
Yeah, it bothered me, but I didnít really ask. I knew whatever came out of his mouth was gonna be a lie regardless, so why bother? I just kinda knew, Ďcause he was slick.
What was the s3x like?
Heís freaky as hell, Iíll tell you that much. Heíll lick any hole that you ask him to. His **** is a decent size. He could ****, Iíll put it that way. Heíll do it any way you want.
So you would recommend him?
Yeah, I would recommend him. If anybody reads this, heís gonna get a lot of *****.
How was Jadakiss in bed?
Heís a minuteman, for sure.
How did you meet him?
I was at a show where he performed. He approached me like, "Yo, come here, come chill with me." I waited with him until everyone left and we went back to the hotel. Weíre chilling, everything is cool, and then everybody else leaves the room. I just kinda sat there, like, "Okay, now weíre aloneÖ" and we were watching TV. He was like, "Come here, letís watch TV in bed." So Iím thinking, Okay, I guess this is how itís gonna go down. We go over to the bed and he starts touching me. I was like, "No, I donít know if I wanna do this," but it kinda just led to it and we were going to [have s3x] and he just busted. That was it. No oral s3x or anything, it was just kinda grindiní. Sizewise, he was decent. Nothing to brag about. It doesnít even really count as s3x, because he busted so fast he didnít even really stick it in. Everything was cool, though, we just went to sleep and I left the next morning. Weíve never talked again.
Were you disappointed?
It wasnít that I was disappointed, I was just shocked because I thought he would last longer. Plus, I didnít really wanna do it in the first place. I was more disappointed with myself for even getting to that point.
So would you be offended if someone called you a groupie?
I donít give it up that easy, it was just in that circumstance. You know, if a woman wants it, whatís wrong with that? I donít consider any girl to be a groupie, Ďcause everybody does their own thing. We donít consider guys to be groupies, so I donít think women should be considered groupies either.
Do you think the minuteman thing was just a fluke?
It might have been a fluke. I hope it was just a fluke. I just donít know how it happened that fast. Heís gotta be able to last with somebody.
So whatís your reaction when you hear his lyrics talking about s3x, or how good he is in bed?
I just kinda start laughing, like, "Oh, okayÖ"
Are there any celebrities youíd want to sleep with?
Ludacris. I think the s3x would be fun; just Ďcause of the way he carries himself. He talks so much about s3x. But, sometimes the ones that talk about it arenít about anything.
When did you meet Jay-Z?
This was back when Reasonable Doubt came out. We met at a club. One of his friends was ****iní one of my friends, and he was like, "What up. My name is Jay-Z."
Was he already famous? Were you attracted to him as a person, or more for the fame?
I definitely didnít find him attractive, but he was borderline famous so I figured Iíd have a story to tell. He told me I looked like I had a "****able mouth," which I thought was probably the most disrespectful **** Iíd ever heard.
How long did you mess with him?
Like three months.
Were you worried about him sleeping with other girls?
He had a ton of other *****es. To tell you the truth, with his boring ****, I was glad he was giving it to them.
Boring. The biggest **** you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. Itís beyond huge. It could block the sun.
Too big to suck?
No, not at all. Thatís why he ****ed with me. And he screams like a ***** when he busts. Itís horrible. He has a big humungous **** and has no idea what to do with it.
You didnít try to teach him?
It wouldnít have worked to teach him anything. Heís just boring. Plus, I really didnít care. I was mostly just around for the cash. He might not be boring in bed to everyone, but me, I just didnít dig him. He always wanted head first, then backshots. Then heíd always try to stick it in the a**hole. I donít know what the **** he thought he was doing with that big-ass ****.
Did you ever let him?
I wouldnít be talking to you right now if I had. My insides would be in a bag.
What kinds of things did he buy you?
Two fur coats. Diamond earrings. I got mostly cash, though. Cash all the time.
Whatís the most cash he ever gave you at one time?
Three thousand. He told me to buy something nice for the next time I gave him some good head. I was like, "Whatever." I used it to pay my bills.
Did you feel like a prostitute?
The money came way before the head came. Sometimes heíd give me money and I hadnít even done anything.
Was it like a b00ty-call thing? Heíd call you at a certain time of night?
He would have his homeboy call me and come pick me up and bring me over to wherever he was. The studio, the club, wherever the **** he was at.
Did you ever go to his house?
Yeah. Heíd watch a movie, Iíd clean his house, weíd take a shower, ****, and heíd go to sleep. I would take a cab, Iíd always leave.
Why didnít you spend the night?
I didnít wanna wake up next to him. Heís ugly.
So what was in it for you? Bragging rights?
Yeah, Iím in the music business, so thatís pretty much the reason I ****ed Jay. Just to say that I did.
Was there ever a situation where you had to deal with him on a business tip?
Mixing business with pleasure, no. Thatís too much bull****. But I think most rappers basically try to **** *****es who are smart and try to keep them around so they can learn ****. I did it discreetly, though, so most people donít know.
If he had a lot of other women, werenít you worried about catching something?
Anybody else on your hit list?
Petey Pablo. I donít know why, thereís just something about him. I seen him on 106th and Park and he must have had a hard-on. Plus, heís a country mutha****er, and I wanna get out of New York one time. Thatís it, but Iím not coming out of retirement. Iím retired now that Iím married.
So whatís your background like, s3xually? I mean, some people might look at someone who sleeps around or sleeps with famous people and a.ssume that they were r*ped, or abused, as a child.
Actually, I kinda find **** that I like and stick with it for long, long periods of time. I was thirteen the first time I had s3x, and heís my husband now. We just got married a year ago. He stuck with me through all that ****. I mean, we werenít dating. We were junior high sweethearts, we were together for years. But I realized I didnít want the same **** all the time so we headed different directions. He had two kids with somebody else and we came back together as a family.
Does it make him insecure to know that youíve slept with Jay-Z?
If it does bother him, he donít let me mutha****iní know. I mean, if he sees Jay-Z on TV or something, heíll just call him an ugly *****. Itís that male ego bull****.
|10 years ago||class of '05 - away - #200|
How did you meet Mr. Cheeks? Did you approach him?
No, he approached me. This was back in like, 1995. It was at a club, he asked me if I wanted to eat breakfast. It was midnight, so I was like, "Itís not breakfast time." He was like, "It will be when we wake up in the morning."
Were you interested in him?
No, I really wasnít at all. But after that line, he had me. I was interested then. I mean, I didnít go to the show to see him or anything.
Did he tell you why he approached you, rather than the other girls in the club?
He said it was the perfume, and the cleavage.
Isnít he married? Does that bother you?
It doesnít bother me at all. It was mostly a physical thing. He lived with me for a few weeks, I lived with him for a few weeks. [He and his wife] break up like every two weeks, so itís never bothered me.
So you still mess with him? Is there an emotional attachment there now, after ten years?
Yes, yes definitely.
Is it a turn-on that heís famous?
Like, that other women want him? Definitely. And they donít get him. Itís a beautiful thing.
Is it difficult to trust him knowing that he has women throwing themselves at him?
I know Iím not the only one. What does it matter?
How big is his ****?
Not that big. I would say average.
How does he compensate for that?
Oh, my. Alright, let me see if I could put this into the English language. There is some strange, weird position that he gets you into. Heís the only person that has ever made me squirt. Like, when it shoots out and you think itís piss. Heís the only man on the face of the planet that has done that to me. I think every woman in the world should have him at least once. Iím serious. I think he should be rented out. They will never, ever find s3x like that again. Iím telling you, every ****ing ***** on the planet should **** this ***** one time. Heís fun. Thatís all I can say about him, and I really wasnít attracted to his face but now I am. I was more attracted to his style.
Describe the position.
Itís kinda like missionary. I donít know how to explain it. All I know is that it hits this particular spot that no other man on the face of the planet has ever found. I mean, the man just oozes s3xiness. Heís the first person thatís ever been able to do that.
Does he have any other weird s3xual tendencies?
Nah, he just has to have a backrub before he can **** you.
What was your relationship with Tyrese?
I was at a hotel in Memphis and I got an early morning call at like 7 or 8 AM. When youíre out of town with [Uncle] Luke, he likes to give out room numbers and they be ringing your phone off the hook. Anyway, Tyrese called and said Luke gave him the number. I went to his room and it was on.
What was he like in bed?
His mouth should be for rent. His mouth is excellent. He started off with the mouth action. His mouth and **** are both good. Heís working with something major. It was, like, R&B s3x. More sensual. He likes it from the back, too.
Did you keep seeing him?
That was the only time we slept together, but weíve seen each other numerous times since then.
It sounds like it was good, so why did you only sleep with him once?
He likes white women. I guess he just needed some black in his life every now and then.
How did you meet Method Man?
He hollered at me while he was filming a video. He picked me up later from the club after he left the studio and we went back to his hotel, and it was on from there.
What was he like in bed?
He talks a lot. Method Man is a very interesting character. Heís a beast in bed, he likes to spank and tell you to lay down, do this, do that. Heís got a nice size. Heís the real one. Very controlling. He likes to hit it from the back while he pulls your hair.
Why did it end?
It just did. I mean, heís married. Weíre still cordial, though, whenever we see each other.
Since heís famous, were you worried about him ****ing other girls?
I didnít care. It was just a s3x thing.
Were you more attracted to him as a person, or because heís famous?
I was attracted to him as a person. I ainít into no fame ****, it just happens.
Would you be offended if someone called you a groupie?
Yes, Ďcause Iím not a groupie. Hell, Iím famous too (laughing).
If you hear him using lyrics like "****ing *****es," does that offend you?
No, I like for a ***** to call me a ***** every now and then. That shows me he loves me (laughing).