**the funniest rapper of all time**
|08-05-2008, 09:55 PM||online - #21|
Will Smith... I dont need to post a !!ing Vid [pic]
|08-05-2008, 09:56 PM||away - #22|
Off wax Pac wuz always clownin nikkas lifes,and once he got to dissin it wuz a wrap...but on wax u got Mac Dre,Stack Bundles,Jay-z...the pattern to bein funny seems like u get shot at in rap...but ima go wit E-40...E-40 is the king of this sh1t,he'll have u rollin all day...E-40=Smokey in Friday...nikka coulda been a comedy legend if he decided to not become a rap one.
Couldnt cash my fawkin money order so i took it to Scottys to keep from flashin bought 250 dollars worth of liquor and they tried to charge me for some ice and i flashed...I got jumped outside a houseparty and my dudes left me for dead,i got home and they[..] wuz in the red and i got to flashin.
"Im sayin,Go in a chinese restaurant order a gang of food,run up out that prejudice !! azz mufuka witout havin any kind of intentions on even payin"
song is classic,top 10 song all time
|08-05-2008, 09:57 PM||away - #23|
|08-05-2008, 09:57 PM||away - #24|
I gotta go wit cam be
My team is the "Goonies" we where seen with buffonies
Toonies, best dressed, stay up in Nemis, and Bloomies
Want to hit it from the back, she agreed that I'm looney
But proceeded to moon me (I'm getting money nicca)
Lookin light skinned, mami was tight slim
Fat[..], big !!, I noticed her nice chin (sturdy chin)
I approached her, slight grin, white Timbs, number you can type in
Said she don't like men (hahaha)
I just laughed, ma, if we link, we link
You don't like men? me neither, what a coincidink
!! it im a post this whole song
Well, I'ma tell you straight up, homeboy cause it's a cold world
Your wife, I call her "Oh girl" her head makes my toes curl
And she awfully thick, help me get off these bricks
Coffee kick, but after I bust, I be like "Get the !! off me !!"
If she front, bruise her in the ribs
But you hugged her, you loved her, moved her in the crib
Hit by cupid, stupid, why'd you do it? Why be bother?
Why you holla? Three babies, three baby fathers
Get wise kid, open your eyelids, cause that last abortion?
That was my kid, that's right, but that I ain't followin'
If she get pregnant again, it'd be from swallowin'
But once in a while I dive in it, that car you bought?
I be drivin' it, head while I'm drivin it
Said you like to lay up dog, and play footies
But she need a nicca with timbs, gats and straight hoodies
[Guy] I got timbs, dog :laughing9:
Well..she said you gotta get drunk, and I could !! her better sober
You get 20 grams, and think you !!ing Erick Sosa
Better choke her, she the female Bill Clinton
Lie, Cheat and Smoke, you got her still sittin'
Then she bouncin' in, so you wanna pounce her in
She gas you up, "I love you, I swear to God we'll go to counseling"
I ain't cherish ya cutie, inherit the b00ty
Havin' her want to k!ll you like American Beauty k!lla
Cause you a mother!!ing rest haven
I Put a gun to her head, paint a picture like Wes Craven
Ya chest achin', cause I'm very blunt, ya stunt, wanna cherry pump
Any extra kid, an extra check every month
She givin' Jimmy head, Jeulz in her guts
Dog, you feel in love wit achick, What
|08-05-2008, 09:59 PM||away - #25|
em, luda, red, 40, and dont forget my man devin the dude
just checkin out the !!es, tryin to see what i can pull......
|08-05-2008, 09:59 PM||away - #26|
|08-05-2008, 10:07 PM||away - #27|
|08-05-2008, 10:29 PM||away - #28|
Hell Rell or Luda
|08-05-2008, 10:39 PM||away - #29|
Fire thief.... peep the sig
|08-05-2008, 10:46 PM||away - #30|
!!in hilarious. still gotta give it to redman tho.
|08-06-2008, 12:18 AM||away - #31|
redman 50 cent will smith devin da dude Katt williams
|08-06-2008, 12:31 AM||away - #32|
Man i miss redman and method man show
but watch this !! when you high OMGGG
|08-06-2008, 12:39 AM||online - #33|
Redman, Method man, E-40, Ludacris, 50, eminem, Shock G, Will Smith.
|08-06-2008, 11:56 AM||away - #34|
Redman or ODB
|08-06-2008, 12:01 PM||away - #35|
That's all you need to see.
|08-06-2008, 12:10 PM||away - #36|
1. k!lla cam
3. 50 cent
honorable mentions: joe budden, method man, jay-z, the game, jim jones
im hesitant to say papoose.....some of his lines make me want to throw up and laugh at the same time
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|08-06-2008, 12:11 PM||away - #37|
Red, Em & Snoop
|08-06-2008, 12:21 PM||away - #38|
Redman hands down
just because of tha ALONE
|08-06-2008, 12:31 PM||away - #39|
eminem, pun and kanye, kanyes just funny when he talks !!.
"i'm quick to dumb out, run up in your crib with the guns out, blaze your peeps smack the baby teeth out your son mouth; who could stop me, i told your son i'ma shoot your papi, caught him with the clapper in the crappere while he was doing!!y"
-pun, lol !!s !!ed up.
|08-06-2008, 04:14 PM||away - #40|
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