Drake Says Watch Your Moms, "[I'm] F*ckin' Women That Knew Biggie"

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How did he get wack when I first heard this guy back in 07 I thought instant star, he really seemed to be himself. What the !! happened?

I was leavin Wal-Mart after putting some minutes on my phone. The dude must have seen me buying the minutes in the store because when I got outside I heard him in the parking lot behind me say "You buy enough minutes for me?"

I turned around and was like "Nah, you gotta get your own," thinkin he was just jokin and saying I shoulda bought some minutes to go on his phone too. He walked up and shook my hand and introduced himself and we spent like 20 minutes just talking about everything from baseball to Dave Chapelle. Here's where it gets weird.

It was cold outside so I was about to get in the car bounce and he was like "Hey man, you think I could call you some time?" I said cool cuz he could be new in town and want someone to grab beer and wings with, so I gave him my number. He had this grin on his face and gave me a hug when I was about to dap him up.

As I step into my car and he had walked away like 15 feet he turned around and said "HEY!" I didn't know who it was at first cuz the dude I talked to sounded kinda like Royce 5'9 but the voice I heard sounded like Richard Simmons or some !!. But yeah I turned my head and it was the same dude. I guess he was puttin on with the voice.

I was like "What's good". He said "I'm Gay" with this "and what n*gga" type of attitude with a grin on his face like he was taking a stand and !!. Like he was a chick who was saying I can't get the[..] but she really wants you to and says no with a grin. He asked if it's still cool to call and without even thinking I was like "Yeah man, no problem".

He smiled and was like "Okay talk to you soon"

F*ck man. I told my girl and she asked was he cute. I told her he was attractive but chill out with that gay !!. The only good part is that I hardly ever use my phone, I mainly have it cuz you never know. I don't make too many social calls, people usual hit me on the two-way pager for that. I'll only go out with him if it's in a public place like buffalo wild wings or something to watch the playoff games or something lol. Don't want people thinking I'm gay.

I was leavin Wal-Mart after putting some minutes on my phone. The dude must have seen me buying the minutes in the store because when I got outside I heard him in the parking lot behind me say "You buy enough minutes for me?"

I turned around and was like "Nah, you gotta get your own," thinkin he was just jokin and saying I shoulda bought some minutes to go on his phone too. He walked up and shook my hand and introduced himself and we spent like 20 minutes just talking about everything from baseball to Dave Chapelle. Here's where it gets weird.

It was cold outside so I was about to get in the car bounce and he was like "Hey man, you think I could call you some time?" I said cool cuz he could be new in town and want someone to grab beer and wings with, so I gave him my number. He had this grin on his face and gave me a hug when I was about to dap him up.

As I step into my car and he had walked away like 15 feet he turned around and said "HEY!" I didn't know who it was at first cuz the dude I talked to sounded kinda like Royce 5'9 but the voice I heard sounded like Richard Simmons or some !!. But yeah I turned my head and it was the same dude. I guess he was puttin on with the voice.

I was like "What's good". He said "I'm Gay" with this "and what n*gga" type of attitude with a grin on his face like he was taking a stand and !!. Like he was a chick who was saying I can't get the[..] but she really wants you to and says no with a grin. He asked if it's still cool to call and without even thinking I was like "Yeah man, no problem".

He smiled and was like "Okay talk to you soon"

F*ck man. I told my girl and she asked was he cute. I told her he was attractive but chill out with that gay !!. The only good part is that I hardly ever use my phone, I mainly have it cuz you never know. I don't make too many social calls, people usual hit me on the two-way pager for that. I'll only go out with him if it's in a public place like buffalo wild wings or something to watch the playoff games or something lol. Don't want people thinking I'm gay.

[pic] this dude is too soft to be featured in a song called tony montana

he should have just left it to the greats

This is interesting.

When Wayne got out of jail. He was throwing B's up with him (Wayne) while saluting on stage. How did Drake go from B's up, and now to wearing the blue flag to the left on the Khaled video?

I had to say that because I just thought about it.

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Watch your dads too

ok hater get some[..] [pic]

I get va-jay-jay I'm not into !!

And why would I need to hate on drake ?
I've been getting va-jay-jay since I was 15 and I am still getting it

My bad if I'm not Impressed with his lifestyle
Only basement dwellers like you look up to rappers [pic]

Alot of dudes need to get out of this section and go outside and get a female

I was leavin Wal-Mart after putting some minutes on my phone. The dude must have seen me buying the minutes in the store because when I got outside I heard him in the parking lot behind me say "You buy enough minutes for me?"

I turned around and was like "Nah, you gotta get your own," thinkin he was just jokin and saying I shoulda bought some minutes to go on his phone too. He walked up and shook my hand and introduced himself and we spent like 20 minutes just talking about everything from baseball to Dave Chapelle. Here's where it gets weird.

It was cold outside so I was about to get in the car bounce and he was like "Hey man, you think I could call you some time?" I said cool cuz he could be new in town and want someone to grab beer and wings with, so I gave him my number. He had this grin on his face and gave me a hug when I was about to dap him up.

As I step into my car and he had walked away like 15 feet he turned around and said "HEY!" I didn't know who it was at first cuz the dude I talked to sounded kinda like Royce 5'9 but the voice I heard sounded like Richard Simmons or some !!. But yeah I turned my head and it was the same dude. I guess he was puttin on with the voice.

I was like "What's good". He said "I'm Gay" with this "and what n*gga" type of attitude with a grin on his face like he was taking a stand and !!. Like he was a chick who was saying I can't get the[..] but she really wants you to and says no with a grin. He asked if it's still cool to call and without even thinking I was like "Yeah man, no problem".

He smiled and was like "Okay talk to you soon"

F*ck man. I told my girl and she asked was he cute. I told her he was attractive but chill out with that gay !!. The only good part is that I hardly ever use my phone, I mainly have it cuz you never know. I don't make too many social calls, people usual hit me on the two-way pager for that. I'll only go out with him if it's in a public place like buffalo wild wings or something to watch the playoff games or something lol. Don't want people thinking I'm gay.