Diss lines that made you laugh out loud

I handle homo's solo - Rick Ross

"just cuz u don't understand em, it don't mean that he nice"

1 of the most ruthless diss songs i ever heard: Cam'ron stan spit diss the whole verse had me like[pic] the intro even had me dead



"com'on eat at my house, no stanley not the floor, sleep on the couch, your wife you was eating her out, i !!ed her"[pic]


"had them blistery toes, froze bitten nose,waiting in the blistering cold, for a quarter and i just said no"


"you type to get get the work, !! it up, come back and say i got robbed"

"I even let em go to the super bowl on south beach,take the car stan whip the whip, what he do? get car jacked and pistol whipped"

"I stopped !!ing wit you, you couldnt rap to the beat, man you couldnt do an album cut, you !! my mans Big L album up"

"plaxi-ho oops i mean plaxico, talkin bout we get em robbed, shut the !! up cheddar bob"

"that ray j !! got me so sensitive, big bad wolf dressed in a granny disguise, !! nicca i see through your tranny disguise, your jeans saggin too low or your panties too high, you cant touch me you waiting for your manny to dry"

[pic] both fab same song

"tell ya ghostwriter yall both trash/I could give 6 donkey diks & a goats[..] what you scribble down in ya notepad/I'll give u my my number,send u home/and when u call I'll choke u thru the phone like ghost dad" yung ill

Lmaooo It was sumthin along those lines. he said it in that rich dollaz battle. sht tripped me out.

" J.J. Evans get gunned up and clapped quick" - Nas

"To you internet gangsta’s
Facebook hoes, e-mail bullies, I can see your camel toe
Instead of talking to a nicca straight up, you rather send a text
Well, I think you a !!, and you should change your secks" - Ludacris

"My back shot will help Ashanti hit them high notes,
and Big Ben taught Charlie B-more to deep throat." - 50 Cent

Buddens diss to Game when I first heard it was [pic]

Speaking of Budden. That saigon diss over "you me him her"

"he been fell off like Yung berg on a scooter"

"went in a tight end,came out a wide receiver"

Another 1 I thought was funny was that Royce malcolm X d12 diss
Whole damn song is a quotable

Take 27 emcees, put them in a line and they out of alignment my[..]ignment since he said retirement hiding behind 8 Mile And The Chronic Get's Rich But Dies Rhymin' this is high science Now add 23 more For Queens to B-more Im over they heads like a bulimic on a see-saw now thats 50 porch monkeys ate up at the same time n@sty NAS DAQ Ya'll gonna bow holmes This is DOW Jones. - NaS

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all about a dollar !! 2 quarters, i put syurp in that vitamin water lil wayne

Lil Wayne Disses !! - Off Gucci's Cyeah, Cyeah, Cyeah ("I don't like bald !!, I like wolf !!") Starts at the 2:47-2:50 mark

"You got the west on your back you a lying bastard you the reason niccas push mute when they play
madden"Game


"How you from cashville and you aint got no cash nicca"Game


"what kinda king throw a birthday bash in the middle of the summer with some !!in leather pants, what kinda nicca skeet in achick !! that every rapper hit,suck everybody !!"Gucci Mane


" Em whats the durag for you neva gon have waves, you'll never know black pain but you can become tha first white rapper slain"Ja

lots of good lines, the most recent one that made me lol was the canada dry line from common. Simple, but funny