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 Creative Punchlines
Unread 5 years agoclass of '09 - away - #1
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I want to test everyones creativity. I want to see if anybody can make up an ill punchline and post it. Lets see what everyone got! (I'm ill like the flu) DOES NOT COUNT!!!

And give props to good ones.
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Unread 5 years agoclass of '06 - away - #2
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punchlines are dead...they dont hit that spot anymore even if they are well thought out and witty....hip hop said 'this like that' and 'this as a that' too much

See: Lloyd banks, soulja boy
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im sick like influenza
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When the mag is working/ it'll leave a stain on your shirt like bad detergent.
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I throw some riddle in the rhyme to get 'em hyper -j cole 8-)
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Imma throw one in. (I can't use this because I don't got guns) I'm like the safety on the gun, I got the heaters on lock. (Maybe I can sell the punchline to someone who can use it)
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My weeds green with red hair like rodger clotz.


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One shot will take your mask off like kane.


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im the BOSS MAN without the shades or the night stick.


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For the paper..Ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.


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Now you know I aint a gay guy..
but the chains colorful like gay pride..



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Make her face sour when she swallow the kids..


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BryanBodyLotion said:
For the paper..Ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.


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that was greasy
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sometimes I feel like I shoulda made mixtapes with banks/fab back in 04
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Cat's know I'm off the chain, like I got cut from the ROC
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You need to put the Mic down like Buster Douglas ^^^


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sometimes I feel like I shoulda made mixtapes with banks/fab back in 04
You should start a Ghostwriting business. Your slogan could be "We'll turn trash into treasure!"
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You're a "Kid man", I asked Nicole.
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For the paper..Ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.


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haha good f**ken s**t man..


thats the illest one so far
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ill bag "28 dimes" and still wont give a b**ch a "ounce" of respect
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