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 Creative Punchlines
topic by specialist1983 - 02-03-2010, 06:03 PM


I want to test everyones creativity. I want to see if anybody can make up an ill punchline and post it. Lets see what everyone got! (I'm ill like the flu) DOES NOT COUNT!!!

And give props to good ones.



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 02-03-2010, 06:09 PMaway - #2
hurricanegamePZ 4 heat pts space
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punchlines are dead...they dont hit that spot anymore even if they are well thought out and witty....hip hop said 'this like that' and 'this as a that' too much

See: Lloyd banks, soulja boy
 02-03-2010, 06:12 PMaway - #3
Tecnique 21 heat pts21 space
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im sick like influenza
 02-03-2010, 06:19 PMaway - #4
1blood  space
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When the mag is working/ it'll leave a stain on your shirt like bad detergent.
 02-03-2010, 06:21 PMaway - #5
kidbrosweets 16 heat pts16 space
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I throw some riddle in the rhyme to get 'em hyper -j cole 8-)
 02-03-2010, 06:27 PMaway - #6
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Imma throw one in. (I can't use this because I don't got guns) I'm like the safety on the gun, I got the heaters on lock. (Maybe I can sell the punchline to someone who can use it)
 02-03-2010, 06:31 PMaway - #7
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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My weeds green with red hair like rodger clotz.

 02-03-2010, 06:32 PMaway - #8
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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One shot will take your mask off like kane.


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 02-03-2010, 06:33 PMaway - #9
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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im the BOSS MAN without the shades or the night stick.

 02-03-2010, 06:35 PMaway - #10
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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For the paper..Ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.

 02-03-2010, 06:38 PMaway - #11
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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Now you know I aint a gay guy..
but the chains colorful like gay pride..


 02-03-2010, 06:39 PMaway - #12
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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Make her face sour when she swallow the kids..

 02-03-2010, 06:39 PMaway - #13
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Originally Posted by BryanBodyLotion
For the paper..Ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.

that was greasy
 02-03-2010, 06:42 PMaway - #14
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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sometimes I feel like I shoulda made mixtapes with banks/fab back in 04
 02-03-2010, 06:47 PMaway - #15
specialist1983  space
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Cat's know I'm off the chain, like I got cut from the ROC
 02-03-2010, 06:51 PMaway - #16
BryanBodyLotion 1 heat pts space
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You need to put the Mic down like Buster Douglas ^^^

 02-03-2010, 07:00 PMaway - #17
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Originally Posted by BryanBodyLotion
sometimes I feel like I shoulda made mixtapes with banks/fab back in 04
You should start a Ghostwriting business. Your slogan could be "We'll turn trash into treasure!"
 02-03-2010, 07:03 PMaway - #18
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You're a "Kid man", I asked Nicole.
 02-03-2010, 07:04 PMaway - #19
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Originally Posted by BryanBodyLotion
For the paper..Ill crack you open like a fortune cookie.

haha good f**ken s**t man..


thats the illest one so far
 02-03-2010, 07:06 PMaway - #20
soundtrackk 4 heat pts space
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ill bag "28 dimes" and still wont give a b**ch a "ounce" of respect
 

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