04-18-2015, 12:11 PM |
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Mom Was Walking Up The Stairs... P0RNHUB decided to freeze!
Desperate times desperate measures
pr0nhub is sending a brand new computer to a man who smashed his laptop to stop his mum catching him watching pr0n.
The teen, identified only as Denzel, made headlines when he tweeted a picture of a smashed laptop screen under the words ‘Mum was walking up the stairs and pr0nhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice’ followed by three crying emojis.
But Denzel can dry his eyes after pr0nhub announced that they would sending him a brand new computer for being a loyal fan.
According to pr0nhub, situations like Denzel’s are commonplace with users.
‘We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average pr0nhub fan,’ said Vice President Corey Price.
‘It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*** within the security of their rooms.
‘We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome pr0nhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.’
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↪ http://metro.co.uk/2015/0 .. -pr0n-5152207/
Last edited by F1nalR0vnd; 04-18-2015 at 12:21 PM..
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