Masturbation Notice @ UMASS :dead:

Wait a damned minute here, theres actually that many dudes jerking off at UMA, when you cant walk 5 feet without finding a drunkchick there? wooooooowwwww

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communal showers

They have those at most dorms that I've been to. I went to this chicks dorm at the beginning of the year and saw the masturbation signs. When I asked her about it she said some dude already clogged it, this was like the 2nd week of school.

niccas stopped buying socks or some !!?

What? You mean to tell me a drain can get clogged from this? :news to me:

I dont think so, I saw a sign like this in the freshman dorms at my school (luckily I stayed in sophomore dorms my first year, with my own shower), and it was just some kid who put it up....

who beats off with a sock

im taking a shower in some waterproof timbos

straight !!ery

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Busting loads standing up makes me knees get weak (Pause) I don't want to fall in the shower.

What about females who leave a bunch of hair in the drain after a shower, I hate that !!!

I think these are fake like a Previous poster said.

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I swear almost every university has this same exact message posted in dorms

this one is prolly fake but i seen one b4 where it prolly started

love my city! we do everything well. including clogging up drains!