You Ain't Never Seen Me Tap Dance?
yo i remember chillin with some dudes that were friends of friends where my boy who knew them had to ride and we went bar hopping and I ended up hangin with his boys... long story short they got white boy fu*ked up like this and it's the same sh*t. Hilarious. They turn into 3 year olds with canned responses to everything like they're a sitcom character. I'm sure I've gotten this way myself though... blackouts and sh*t.
I guess at one point my boy came to this house party I was at and I was already blacked out but he was talkin to me like everyone else. I guess he passed out on the couch and I was still posted up on a chair in the dining room still drinking (blacked out) They had a Pit in the bathroom locked up...
Someone opened the door to the bathroom and the Pit ran out and started wreaking havoc for a bit but nothing bad... then all of a sudden I guess he jumped up on my boy passed out and the couch and PISSED ALL OVER HIS FACE
dude was about to murder the dog and sh*t and the girls who's house it was and who's dog it was had to about f!ght him too to get him not to murder the dog and I guess he kept asking me to have his back but I was gone mayne... i don't remember none of that sh*t.
I got informed in the morning.