JWoWW’s list of “Presidents I’d Like To F*ck.“

JWoww’s Presidential Smoosh List of the Day: Jenni “JWoww” Farley compiled a “Presidents I’d Like To F*ck” List for President’s Day, because she’s a classy lady who knows how to honor America’s forefathers.

At the top of her list? Ulysses S. Grant, because she heard he was an alcoholic. “Sounds like he liked to party!” writes the Jersey Shore star. “He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right? LOL.”

Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, George Washington, George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, President Obama, and John F. Kennedy fill out the rest of her smoosh list.

Surprised George W. Bush made it on the list? JWoww defends her choice by reminding us that he “liked to party Jersey-style” and that makes him “A-OK” in her book.

And people think the MTV reality stars don’t pay attention to politics.

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Lincoln was a wimp tho, she'd try and throw the !! at him and he'd say something gay like, "fake !! = limp !!."