David Cross Confirms He Did Cocaine In Front Of President Obama

		He bragged about it in 2009 but it turns out he wasn't kidding: David Cross did cocaine in the same room as President Obama during the White House Correspondents' Dinner. "It wasn’t even that much cocaine. It was literally the size of, I don’t know, a tick," Cross tells Playboy this month. Yes, but how much of that cocaine made its way across the room and up into the president's nose? Cross says he was 65 feet from the president when he snorted that fine white china, and didn't even get high: "The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup. It wasn’t about that. It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president." The fallout however, is that his fianceé who was invited to the dinner, Amber Tamblyn, is likely blackballed (or 8-balled?) from official events. Still, it makes us feel lame for wearing a shirt with a joint-smoking, switchblade wielding banana on a White House tour. No one even noticed. And since you read Playboy for the articles, here's a solid interview the publication did with Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman about how we're all !!ed. David Cross Did Cocaine 65 Feet From President Obama: Gothamist

cocaine and amber

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the !! happened to her???

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It's photoshopped.

Obese Paris Hilton= Adele.... :wtf:

guy is hilarious

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dude is a tool...hes not even funny

get this mofo outta here...anything to tear down da Pres. an his[..] isnt funny...

that !! cray

this!!tish

who the !! is amber santana

clearly you didn't read the article...

and the !! wasnt/isnt funny

cornballs always tryna play Obama

Who hasnt done Cocaine in the bathroom of a Club? He wanted to have some fun at the White House whats the big deal lol he's human after all.

I can see how people think that, however sometimes that's his act - to be a tool, and people get annoyed instead of laughing because they don't get it.

But have you seen Arrested Development or The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret?

@ all these butt hurt !!s mad because they think he did something to Obama, get out of here. How is he tearing down the President? Get the stick out of your[..] you !!ing lames

You're so cool, David. :sleepy: