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 Bad Day At Work
topic by Soprano ATL - 08-02-2013, 01:56 PM


Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
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Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know youíve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize itís not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. Itís a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this:
We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and Iíve used it several times with no complaints.
What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. Itís like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn.
I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I donít have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldnít stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, was laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldnít poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time youíre having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, ĎI love my job, I love my job, I love my job.í
Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!


The following 5 BX residents gave props to Soprano ATL (Sent To 9,902 Subscribers)  Delbert Mengel (08-03-2013) , dubious76 (08-05-2013) , Lakey (08-03-2013) , HEAT HOT TOPIC (Blog'd,RSS'd,Tweet'd and Facebook'd)  (08-02-2013) , Sin (08-03-2013)

12 comments for "Bad Day At Work"


 08-02-2013, 02:02 PMaway - #2
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Lol that sucks! I guess work isn so bad haha.
 08-02-2013, 02:07 PMaway - #3
Prince Ace 10 heat pts10

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damn that's pretty terrible
 08-02-2013, 02:32 PMonline - #4
Soprano ATL 41 heat pts41

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I'd ask for an induced coma until it healed.
 08-02-2013, 02:35 PMonline - #5
Akira Son Bio 92 heat pts92

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jelly fish bad day
 08-02-2013, 02:39 PMaway - #6
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 08-02-2013, 07:33 PMaway - #7
KellStraDamuS 3 heat pts

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The cream put the fire out, but I couldnít poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
 08-02-2013, 08:11 PMaway - #8
inetol 105 heat pts105

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since im unemployed i didnt read that ####. sorrynotsorry
 08-02-2013, 11:16 PMonline - #9
Soprano ATL 41 heat pts41

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Originally Posted by inetol
since im unemployed i didnt read that ####. sorrynotsorry
Lol, being unemployed is better than what this dude went through.
 08-03-2013, 12:01 AMaway - #10
RAZAH CUTS 3362 heat pts3362

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that's a serious a$s ####in job...

them offshore oil rigs are dangerous as #### to work on, with or near too..
 08-03-2013, 06:38 AMaway - #11
Lakey 46 heat pts46

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how can the pump suck up a jelly fish? theres no filter?
 08-03-2013, 11:06 AMonline - #12
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Originally Posted by Lakey
how can the pump suck up a jelly fish? theres no filter?
The filter probably to big and jelly fish don't have bones so it could easily slip threw
 08-03-2013, 11:16 AMaway - #13
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>>>>>>>>>> any ####ty American job
 


 



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