Jul 17 - Man With ''Biggest [..] In The World'' Stopped By Tsa Agents Thinking It Was A Pistol

World-renowned large-[..]-haver Jonah Falcon was reportedly stopped by a TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport and asked about the "very noticeable" bulge in his pants.

"I said, 'It's my !!,'" Falcon told the Huffington Post. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my [..]] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

Falcon, who claims to have the world's largest recorded [..], says he wasn't erect at the time, but his 9-inch floppy was apparently suspicious enough to warrant a thorough reach-around. Er, pat-down.

"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. "That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not."

The OG Thomas Jane, who also happens to be an actor, is not formally recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for his alleged handful as the official keeper of accomplishments "does not record such feats."

TSA Mistakes 'World's Largest [..]' for Pistol, Happy to See it Isn't One

9 inch floppy? damn i feel bad for this nicca prolly never went balls deep unless it was in an obese[..]s slore

I remember this guy getting pwn3d all the time by the Howard Stern show.

dude has that Ned Flanders !! [pic]

Sorry, but how on earth do you get by wearing tighty whiteys with a 9 inch !!?

Ouch......

Only 9? I'm bigger than this nicca. [pic]

my !! is 37 inches [pic]

Happens to me everytime I go through the airport?
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This guy has a 9 incher?? Lucky[..]..

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No he's 13.5 inchs erect. [pic]

pics or gtfo

9 chillen tho

im !!ing deadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

9 inch floppy
13.5 lets called it 14 hard!!!!

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yo... P A U S E on this whole !!ing thread right here [pic] [pic]

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