Apr 20 - 4/20 Dopey 911 Calls: Stoners Report Their Pot Stolen

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Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! If you don't got 'em, don't dial 911 to report your purloined pot, unless you want the police to bust your dopey butt.

There are plenty of stoners out there who smoked enough that they apparently didn't expect to get a knock on the door after reporting their weed-related grievances.

In celebration of April 20 -- 4/20 to those of us in the know -- HuffPost Weird News bring you some of the dankest marijuana 911 call stories on the web. We even threw in a couple of our favorite weird pot stories to give you a news buzz.

Keep that high going by reading this roundup:

Puking Pothead: Calvin Hoover, a 21-year-old Oregonian, called 911 from his car to report his weed stolen. But it took the dispatcher a while to understand him because the allegedly drunk driver was vomiting on himself during the call, according to the[..]ociated Press. He said in the 2009 incident that someone had broken into his truck and stolen cash, a jacket and his weed. The dispatcher sent cops -- but they collared Hoover on DUI charges.

Weediculous:Colorado cannabis smoker James Farnsworth got what he wanted when he called 911 to report his ganja stolen. Officers arrested the alleged perp. What Farnsworth didn't expect is that cops would search him as well, find enough weed on him to label him a dealer, and arrest him on the spot. In the November 2011 incident, Farnsworth told cops that Derrick Richardson had Tazed him and stole his pot as the two met for a drug deal, according to KKCO. Richardson was arrested on suspicion of aggravated battery and pot possession, and Farnsworth was collared on suspicion of marijuana sale.

'Time Is Going By Really Really Really Really Slow': Indeed. In this famous 911 call from 2007 (video below), Detroit-area officer Edward Sanchez allegedly took some green he'd confiscated during an arrest he made, cooked it into a batch of brownies, and ate them with his wife. He got so blazed that he thought he was dying -- according to the tape -- and called 911 for an ambulance.

"We made brownies," he told the dispatcher. "And I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow."

In the end, Sanchez did not die, but he didn't get charged with a crime, either

i want some of those brownies [pic]

You can listen to the cop calling 911 on youtube .

If you have your medical card and get your 'medication' stolen, you can't report it? [pic]

I bet cops keep half of the !!in MJ they take off people... !!in pricks

I would too nicca, fuccck that. Though I'd be always afraid of what happened in Training Day

yeah i heard the brownie audio !! is funny lmaooo

they probably just ate like half the pan because it didnt hit em fast enough.

people always make that mistake when it comes to eating weed. they think it isnt working so they eat more and more and when it does hit em they have a huge anxiety attack haha.

seen it happen many times... they were just never dumb enough to call the cops.

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LMMMMAAAAOOOOO

this !!ing cop sounds EXACTLY like this one chick that freaked the !! out when i was like 15 smoking with friends. i mean it yall. she !!ing lost her !!. she started hyperventalating and asked for a bag to breathe into. which i thought they only did on tv.

then starts swearing to the lord above that shes a goner. shes dead. thats it. she was dying and there was nothing anybody in the house could do to convince her otherwise.

hilarious at first. then the waterworks come and somebody threatens to call 911 and its a total buzz k!ll. its amazing that people confuse being really amazingly high with dying. if i feel like that when im dying then bring it on.

I think that police call was on TruTv's Worlds Dumbest. I'm 90% sure [pic]

Classic!:agreement6::agreement6:

also this. brownies are dangerous. one time i ate a !! load and was really high and had to walk all the way home. didnt want to spend money on a cab so i stopped at mcdonalds to buy cheeseburgers to eat on the walk home.

then i realized i ended up spending like 3 cab rides worth of money on cheeseburgers and nuggets while i was walking home.

That sweet Ganja will do that to you [pic]

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my[..] almost got hung up on calling for a dinner box from pizza hut. she didn't even let me finish spelling my name for the order cause I kept laughing at her getting mad.

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people dont realize that its easy to get too high when eating brownies

my soph. year of college a few buddies of mine and I made brownies and rolled probably a half zip up for a game of poker. not sure if it was directly related to how incredibly baked we were, but one of the dudes ended up having a damn seizure. He was okay, but it was still wild. I don't think we ever finished that game either...

thc in weed brownies is broken down by the liver into a more potent form of thc

dunno what the chemical name is but its called thc-9 or something