Official Battle for Best Chappele Show Skit

A battle for the best 'Chappelle's Show' sketch ever - Grantland


The 11 Rules

1. The 64 entries are sketches, not full episodes.

2. What's subjective? Inclusion in the field of 64. Feel free to complain.
3. What's objective? Seedings, which are based on views on comedycentral.com. No complaints allowed.
4. If a long sketch ("Rick James," "The Mad Real World," etc.) is split into multiple clips on comedycentral.com, the views were summed.
5. Recurring segments ("Negrodamus," "Ask a Black Guy," "Lil Jon") are treated as separate entries.
6. Sketches that had multiple parts airing at different points of the same episode ("Piss on You," "Reparations 2003," "Pixies," etc.) are treated as one sketch, and the views of their separate parts were summed.
7. End-of-episode musical performances, while extremely important, are not included in this contest. But watch this. Never forget.
8. There is a noticeable bias, by way of views, toward newer clips (Season 3), which is unfortunate because that's Chappelle's worst. But know that that doesn't really matter, because seedings are almost irrelevant.
9. A win = what I feel is the best sketch. Nothing more, nothing less.
10. If you are disgusted by hyperbole, now would be a good time to leave.
11. If you are not well versed in Chappelle, stop now. This isn't amateur hour. Consider this bracketology's FINAL BOSS.


The Five That Just Missed the Cut

Redman Potty Fresh

Great Moments in Hookup History: Smashley Evans
Dude's Night Out
Def Comedy Poetry
Marijuana PSA Commercial

Prince

Rick James !!...[pic]

playa haters ball was wild as !! "clap for me, !!" [pic]

Bigsby though [pic]

wayne brady beats prince and james...
could u imagine a charlie murphy final four... Prince Vs Rick James... they would have been the winner...

The Wayne Brady probably had me rolling the most.


"I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mother!!er?"



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Silky Johnston: First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my[..] you rotten motha-!!as. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck n@sty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!

I die to this day when I hear the larger part

Championship MUST be..

Rick James !!

vs.

Mad Real World

Rick James kicking his muddy feet on the couch >>>> hahahahaha

Mad Real World to this DAY!!

How they shank homies pops like that? [pic]

Kneehigh Park and niccar Family are too underrated

playa haters ball hands down!!

Clayton Bigsby.

No debate.

Mad Real World

Prince

Rick James

Wayne Brady

All worthy of the top spot

black bush & calvin got a job are my all time faves. they still crack me up to this day. "the nicca tried to k!ll my father!" lmao

That mad real world shyt had me rolllllinnnnn

A black white supremacist..... it's not even close.

Haters Ball!!

I Hate you, I Hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts!

Thats how Im living!!

"Yo Calvin, there's a thin line between fries and shakes." [pic]

rick james no contest.

to this day, no matter how drunk you were the night before, no matter what you did,

you can still just say "im rick james !!" and everything is ok.

but also prince, black pres bush, mad real world, making the band, world series of dice, player hater ball all are classic..