Michael Bay's Script for "Ninja Turtles" Has Leaked and yes, It's terrible!

[EGG So, hey, remember when we all choked on our pizza at the idea of Michael Bay ruining our childhoods by making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, minus the Teenage and Mutant? Well, it turns out we had good reason to. In June, Paramount shut down production of the film, which was slated to be released in December 2013; the studio is now aiming for May 2014 so more time can be spent “restructuring” things. Because oh boy, is it awful. A Ninja Turtles fansite, TMNTnotTANT, got their mitts on an alleged copy of the script, and they write:

A little more than a week ago, I was able to get my hands on the TANT script in order to figure out if all of our worst fears were realized, once and for all. Were the turtles really written in as aliens? Is the script a clever adaptation, or just another Michael Bay !!-fest? I have the answer…It’s worse than anyone could have ever imagined. And since production on the movie was canceled, I see no problem in summarizing the parts I read (that is, the parts of the script I read until I got angry and just stopped reading). (Via)

FYI: Shredder has been renamed General Schrader. (Hank?) Michael Bay, you’ve done it again.


Here are some notable excerpts:









The movie ends with, “You’re never as alone as you think you are.” Again, the team behind TMNTnotTANT could just be pulling an extremely involved, cruel prank, but to prove their find is real, you’re invited to read the whole script here,[..]uming you make it through the thing without…



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Fu*k the turtles being aliens!! The Shredder being General Schrader idea is the stupidest !! ever.[pic]

Lol at the mask part! That !! is beyond terrible.

I read the excerpts and barely made into the 1st act of that before I couldn't take it anymore. [pic]

The only way that Michael Bay can get forgiveness for that travesty and his previous atrocities is a live televised formal apology for the childhoods he's ruined. And after that he pulls out one of Leonardo's katanas and performs seppuku to atone for his crimes against humanity and film.

I'm not even vested in the TMNT franchise as I'm a bit older, but by God that !! is terrible. Bay !!ted on Transformers. Why does Hollywood continue to give this man franchises?

oh god no

I wasn't mad at the 1st and last transformers movies.
Glad they scrapped this for now.....this is freaking crazy.

ill agree with you that the last transformers was pretty good. but the first one was an embarrassment. alien robots supposed to be bad[..] and they are tip toeing around the house so the parents can't hear them? [pic]

Recap?

90% of things[..]ociated with michael bay are terrible, so this is not surprising.

"tip toeing?" Guess you never heard "robots in disguise"

And I agree with what cuz said about part 1 and 3

General Schraeder [pic]

Nah b I'm good I got the original three on blu ray I'm good money those movies still hold up !! all this new !!.

That 1st ninja turtles movie was crazy.
I actually had the graphic novel of it Before the movie dropped

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[pic] Bay retire

Damn, has Michael Bay become te new M Night?

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so this thing is on again?