The Dark SIMP Rises (some spoilers)

tried too hard

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i didnt try anything
i just stated some of my thoughts after seeing the film
im just keepin it real

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"fish, fish, pasta, pasta" chant

this thread is cla#sic.

tried too hard

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Everything thats being discussed is in the movie its NOT like were making !! up just for the sake of going against "popular culture" so to speak

Cla#sic thread [pic]

I thought it was stupid that The Pit was supposed to be the worst hell on Earth or whatever....but all you have to do is climb to your freedom while the long time residents of this worst hell cheer you on with a "fish, fish, pasta, pasta" chant

that wasn't even the dumbest part. While Gordon is at the "trial" this nicca Batman was outside pouring gallons of fuel on the bridge in the shape of the bat-signal. Where the !! did this nicca get all that fuel? why the !! is he wasting time making a gasoline bat-signal?[pic]

I woulda simp for that Catwoman !! too [pic]

Bruce aint dumb [pic]

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"Dark Simp Rises"

Too much, I'm in tears

Cla#sic Thread

the first half of the movie i was like the chick that bane was protecting was badder than catwoman...and then i seen catwoman bend over on the motorcycle [pic]

[pic]yeah he had her in check

after she robbed him, stole his finger prints kick him in his !!ed up leg, then stole the lambo, then set BATMAN up to die after he saved her a#s no !! is worth all that shes obviously crazy an not worth all that[pic]

she saved him but she also help cause all the trouble

She had to make sure Bruce wasn't a !! before she spread her legs I guess
Bruce beat Bane a#s and put her in check towards the end, that's why she decided to help [pic]

He was a simp though for the other chick, nicca was acting extra dramatic [pic]

8 years without !! can make ANY man simp though... even Batman.

^That just means that Rachel had some powerful !!, is all.