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Colbert To Trump: I値l Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My B@lls In Your Mouth


 Colbert To Trump: I値l Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My B@lls In Your Mouth
topic by Ham Rove - 10-25-2012, 08:10 AM - Boxden > The TV and Movie Spot



Well you just knew that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert would have something to say about scary Jack-O-Lantern Donald Trump’s hilarious Geraldo Rivera impression yesterday. Stewart touched on it quickly using a video clip of a gorilla eating its own feces. Colbert, meanwhile, was moved to make Trump a counteroffer.

“Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I’d like to make an offer of my own,” Colbert announced. “Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC – you know I’ve got it – to the charity of your choice…Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever…One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth – one million.”

Colbert then went on to lay out the Trump-esque conditions of his generous offer.

“But…this dipping — and I hope you’re listening very carefully Mr Trump — this dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction. One caveat…My balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st.”

Closing out his pitch, Colbert added: “Nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth than coming out of it.”

Amen. Enjoy…

Donald Trump's October Surprise - The Colbert Report - 2012-24-10 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
http://www.hulu.com/watch/417034#i1,p0,d1
Read more: Colbert To Trump: I'll Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My Balls In Your Mouth | UPROXX


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haha that's comedy but doesn't fit his character
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saw this whole bit last night and was the entire time
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I hate Trump but no Frank Ocean.
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Originally Posted by all3rd
I hate Trump but no Frank Ocean.
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Promoting a 17th hour Samhain ritual.....

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Originally Posted by all3rd
I hate Trump but no Frank Ocean.
"uhh just thought id come in here and make it clear to you strangers on the internet that im definitely not gay. i think everything else is gay, but im definitely not. even though everything i see somehow ends up as gay imagery, or represents something homos3xual to me, and nobody else, i am definitely not gay. no frank ocean guys. def not gay."
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boy say 1 milli as much shyt as Trump let come out his mouth o dude right bout time something goes in lmao .....
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He's watched to many south park episodes *SMH*
 
 


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