This is BX @ Boxden.com


Colbert To Trump: I値l Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My B@lls In Your Mouth


 Colbert To Trump: I値l Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My B@lls In Your Mouth
topic by Ham Rove - 10-25-2012, 08:10 AM - Boxden > The TV and Movie Spot



Well you just knew that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert would have something to say about scary Jack-O-Lantern Donald Trump’s hilarious Geraldo Rivera impression yesterday. Stewart touched on it quickly using a video clip of a gorilla eating its own feces. Colbert, meanwhile, was moved to make Trump a counteroffer.

“Nation, I am so moved by this generous offer, that I’d like to make an offer of my own,” Colbert announced. “Mr Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million dollars from Colbert Super PAC – you know I’ve got it – to the charity of your choice…Save The Children. Feed The Children. Put The Children on Child Apprentice, whatever…One million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth – one million.”

Colbert then went on to lay out the Trump-esque conditions of his generous offer.

“But…this dipping — and I hope you’re listening very carefully Mr Trump — this dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction. One caveat…My balls must be in your mouth no later than 5pm October 31st.”

Closing out his pitch, Colbert added: “Nothing would make America happier than to have something going into your mouth than coming out of it.”

Amen. Enjoy…

Donald Trump's October Surprise - The Colbert Report - 2012-24-10 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
http://www.hulu.com/watch/417034#i1,p0,d1
Read more: Colbert To Trump: I'll Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My Balls In Your Mouth | UPROXX


Latest Movies Hot Topics サ   share this topic サ   Share this on Twitter Share this on Facebook

18 comments for "Colbert To Trump: I値l Give You $1 Million If You Let Me Dip My B@lls In Your Mouth"


 10-25-2012, 05:10 PMaway - #2
Jeet Kune Do 

  d 
space
$4,829 | 9334127
 10-25-2012, 05:12 PMaway - #3
pants40 

  d 
space
$196 | 1030489
 10-25-2012, 05:14 PMaway - #4
Chopzilla 183 heat pts183

  d 
space
$9,885 | POWERFUL
 10-25-2012, 05:17 PMonline - #5
youknowmystelo 28 heat pts28

  d 
space
$12,525 | POWERFUL
 10-25-2012, 05:45 PMaway - #6
Ricky Retardo 11 heat pts11

  d 
space
$1,873 | 13864559
colbert/stewart 2016!!
 10-25-2012, 06:58 PMonline - #7
pbballin 17 heat pts17

  d 
space
$7,269 | POWERFUL
 10-25-2012, 07:08 PMaway - #8
Syphernix 9 heat pts

  d 
space
$16,236 | POWERFUL
holy !!
 10-25-2012, 07:21 PMaway - #9
wtr1906 30 heat pts30

  d 
space
$13,570 | POWERFUL
 10-25-2012, 08:29 PMaway - #10
superdrunken 4 heat pts

  d 
space
$5,523 | 19613881
haha that's comedy but doesn't fit his character
 10-25-2012, 09:08 PMaway - #11
cheguevara 47 heat pts47

  d 
space
$13,423 | POWERFUL






Last edited by cheguevara; 10-25-2012 at 09:15 PM..
 10-25-2012, 09:19 PMaway - #12
DERRTY CHYBO 6 heat pts

  d 
space
$9,310 | POWERFUL
saw this whole bit last night and was the entire time
 10-25-2012, 09:27 PMaway - #13
all3rd 297 heat pts297

  d 
space
$41,378 | POWERFUL
I hate Trump but no Frank Ocean.
 10-26-2012, 01:53 AMaway - #14
olook up 

  d 
space
$760 | 1309614
Originally Posted by all3rd
I hate Trump but no Frank Ocean.
!!
 10-26-2012, 03:59 AMaway - #15
Screwhead|m 168 heat pts168

  d 
space
$14,693 | POWERFUL
Promoting a 17th hour Samhain ritual.....

Nice one, Colbert.
 10-26-2012, 07:47 AMaway - #16
WhoNextWithPlex 27 heat pts27

  d 
space
$6,170 | POWERFUL
Originally Posted by all3rd
I hate Trump but no Frank Ocean.
"uhh just thought id come in here and make it clear to you strangers on the internet that im definitely not gay. i think everything else is gay, but im definitely not. even though everything i see somehow ends up as gay imagery, or represents something homosecksual to me, and nobody else, i am definitely not gay. no frank ocean guys. def not gay."
 10-26-2012, 08:04 AMonline - #17
kurtd225 13 heat pts13

  d 
space
$6,123 | POWERFUL
boy say 1 milli as much shyt as Trump let come out his mouth o dude right bout time something goes in lmao .....
 10-26-2012, 08:12 AMonline - #18
Pleasure Boy 332 heat pts332

  d 
space
$4,809 | POWERFUL
Call me... Lets do this, for the kids
 10-26-2012, 08:38 AMaway - #19
Boston George 4 heat pts

  d 
space
$527 | 2620979
He's watched to many south park episodes *SMH*
 
 


Go Back   Boxden.Com - Stay First. Follow BX. > BX Table Of Contents > The TV and Movie Spot
    
         

 



Latest hot topics on fire the past 48 hrs
Image inside  Rihanna Celebrates 4/20
74 comments
BOX Stephen A.: "Floyd Mayweather Will Destroy Pacquiao" ..
79 comments
NFL Raiders trade Terrelle Pryor to Seahawks
62 comments
  Rappers That Never Took Off.
New reply 15 minutes ago - 192 comments - by YungPrinceNY
 Video inside Iggy Azalea Talks Getting F#ngered By Fans, Bedroom Li...
New reply 48 minutes ago - 76 comments - by SM
 NBA 7'2" Indiana Pacers Center In Bizarre Decline Lis...
New reply 33 minutes ago - 61 comments - by Motion
 Image(s) inside My Dad Changed His Contact Info In My Phone And Preten...
New reply 51 minutes ago - 80 comments - by surreyjack
 Video inside Rza At The Breakfast Club: Wu-tang Beef, Pirating Musi...
New reply 37 minutes ago - 53 comments - by BreakfastClub
 NBA Noah To Be Named Defensive Player Of The Year
New reply 57 minutes ago - 87 comments - by Kadillac87
 Image(s) inside The Real Nike Re Stock In The Next 10 Days
New reply 42 minutes ago - 77 comments - by donmagic901
 NBA Laker Fans Take Pictures With Lakers Cheerleaders (pics)
New reply 58 minutes ago - 153 comments - by Chrisdunk

Like BX on Facebook Follow BX on Twitter
5,710 fans of BX | none new today 4,652 following | none new today

hot topic blog       hip-hop   |   sports   |   movies   |   games   |   news   |   wild'ish   |   gear   |   rides   |   tech

contact us   |   mobile   |   privacy statement

ゥ Boxden.com. 1998 - end of time.