Charlie Sheen Roast to Air on Same Night as Ashton Kutcher's Debut on 'Two And A Half Men'

"You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while,” says Sheen. “It's going to be epic.”

Charlie Sheen is coming back to TV.

The actor will be roasted by Comedy Central on Sept. 10 in Los Angeles. It will air on the network on Sept. 19 -- the same night Ashton Kutcher makes his debut as Sheen's replacement on CBS and Warner Bros.' Two and a Half Men -- at 10 p.m. ET.

"You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while,” says Sheen in a statement. “It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic.”

Sheen has slammed Kutcher as his replacement and said that Men will tank without him, saying, "Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!! Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB...Enjoy planet Chuck [Lorre], Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."

The roast will be executive produced by Joel Gallen from Tenth Planet Productions, who was also EP and director of the Donald Trump, David Hasselhoff, Joan Rivers and Pamela Anderson roasts.

Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men in March after a weeks-long media circus that had the actor attacking everything from Alcoholics Anonymous to series creator Lorre.

He then launched a Web series, Sheen's Korner, in which he continued his rant against his former bosses, and embarked on a nationwide tour, My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option, which kicked off in early April with a disastrous show in Detroit. The monthlong tour proved to be hit or miss, with some crowds booing the star and walking out mid-show, while others gave him standing ovations.

At some tour stops, he expressed his desire to return to Men, even saying he would apologize to get his old job back.

He was recently rumored to be starring in a sitcom produced by Lionsgate TV, which is behind Mad Men, that sparked a bidding war between networks, including TBS. Lionsgate TV declined comment and TBS told The Hollywood Reporter, "TBS is not in discussions for a possible project with Charlie Sheen."

Earlier this month, Sheen suffered a legal setback when a Los Angeles Superior Court judge declined to exercise jurisdiction over the actor's $100 million lawsuit against Men studio Warner Bros. and Lorre.

Sheen wanted the case to be heard at a jury trial to pressure Warner Bros. to settle to avoid embarrassing details emerging. But now an arbitrator will likely hear the case, keeping the legal battle out of public view.

Kutcher was announced as his replacement in May.

Charlie Sheen Roast to Air on Comedy Central Same Night as Ashton Kutcher's Debut on 'Men' - The Hollywood Reporter

[pic] Giraldo missing this

He will get torn to shreds like Flava Flava did

There is a few clips from when Jeff Ross roasted him (at one of Charlies shows) at the start of this video

I hope they bring back Anthony Jeselnik, he was the best roaster from the Donald Trump roast

I hope Seth is the roast master he is absolutely brilliant at it("she`s got the body of a crack chick BUT! she`s got the razor sharp wit of a crack chick").

Im sick of Lisa Lampanelli going on about her big !! every roast she needs to be cut. People should be queuing up to lash out at Charlie.

Its a real "!! you!" to the makers of two and a half men aswell

THis foo CS is about to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos.. wow.. !! ICP.

the last one was the worse roast of all-time! too bad Giraldo is dead man he would've lit Charlie the !! up.

This should be funny as !!. As long as they don't bring back The Situation, anyway.

yea....he was always the best roaster to me an Lisa Lampanelli needs to just stop altogether

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boy is RUTHLESS [pic]

i hope he becomes a regular on these also.

Anthony Jeselnik better be back he is built for roasts. He k!lled snoop. And are you even listening to me marlie matlin had me dyin!!

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Who is the roast master?

Regardless, cant wait for it :dancingcool:

They really do need to bring Anthony back [pic][pic]

!!ing hilarious this kid is [pic]

hahaha now thats some funny !!... Shaq ur knuckles look a little scraped.. did you walk here? hahahahah daaaaamn

If Lisa Lampanelli is roasting there will be plenty of Charlie Sheen big !!, chicks, and how he can go in her big va-jay-jay any day jokes [pic]

oh man this should be one epic roast.

:agreement6: GOAT Roast right there!
Ive seen all the CC Roasts they've done in the past 6-7 years and this was honestly the best performance ive seen.

A dead Greg Giraldo = not single !! is given

Isnt this why the invented the PVR!!!!!??????