Calle13's The Expendables 2 Movie Review

Just got back from watching " The Expendables 2 " and wow !!... Wow Wow Wow Wow and WOW !!!
I remember watching the first Expendables movie i was excited, i was hype and came out
the theatre as the most satisfied man in the world.. Tonight the feeling i had for part 1
was nothing compared to this one.. This movie was Beyond EPIC ! It was amazing !
I cant promise not to spoil the movie but i will def break down my opinions.

First off the way the movie starts was just PERFECT ! 100% better than the first film
the actual beginning of the movie last about almost 20minutes of action before the
title even appears ! Jet Li stold the show completely on the opening scene ! He
defenetly went in, into his original Kung-Fu fighting style ! Which was Amazing !!
Altho sadly Jet-Li only appears at the beginning takes the hostage to safety
and he says he'll think about coming back to the team and well... No more
Jet-Li for the rest of the movie..

Arnold Schwazzeneger was awesome ! the old action hero is back !! and yes he
def did alot of shooting which was awesome to see Arnold back in the game.
Liam Hemsworth was 1 amazing sniper. Its crazy how Scott Adkins and Jean Claude Van Damme
kills him right infront of the whole team.

Chuck Norris ! Was Awesome in this movie !! And Defenetly Hilarious !! Yesss He Threw in
one of his " Chuck Norris Jokes " .. a Scene we're Stallone says " Hey i heard you got bitten
by a King Cobra " and Norris Replies " Yeah, after 5 Long Days of Pain & Agony... The Cobra Died "
the crowd couldnt stop laughing !!...

So fast forward towards the end.. Chuck Norris comes back (he only appears twice in the movie
in the middle and at the end) Chuck Norriss, Arnold & Bruce Willis have this huge action scene
we're they have a huge shoot out and pretty much shooting the !! out of people...

Scott Adkins Vs. Jason Statham... Man !! Even tho i wanted Statham To fight Van Damme.. This
Fight still had me On the edge of my Seat !.. At the beginning the fight started out a little weak
Then they finally began to fight the way they originally do and it was !!ing Brutal !!

Sylvester Stallone Vs. Van Damme.. This fight was decent honestly its a damn shame Van Damme
didnt kick much[..] but he defenetly did his signature move (Flying Round House Kick). And everyone
Went ballistic !! Van Damme was the perfect Villain ! he should def win an award for best villain in
movies. The fight between these too we're decent.. the way the fight ended could've been alot
better but as i said.. This movie is incredible !!!

Rate : 10/10

• Great Action
• Bloody
• Comedy Moments that are Hilarious
• Decent Story Line