Bond seen faking [rip] in new film

(UKPA) – 49 minutes ago

James Bond will be seen faking his own [rip] in the action-packed forthcoming movie Skyfall.

And newly released footage shows that the action hero - played by Daniel Craig - will once again utter the immortal line "Bond, James Bond".

A new trailer for the Sam Mendes-directed film to be released later this year shows the movie will feature a London Tube crash and an explosion on the MI6 building. The renowned womaniser will also be seen in a steamy clinch in a shower during the new movie.

During the trailer M - played by Dame Judi Dench - appears to be preparing an obituary for 007 as she sits in her rain-lashed office in London, pondering: "What do you say about a man like that?"

Moments later actress Naomie Harris is seen taking aim through a rifle sight as Bond grapples on the roof of a speeding train, with M telling her to "take the bloody shot". Daniel then plunges hundreds of feet from a viaduct into a river below after being shot.

M goes on to view a row of coffins draped with Union Flags but Commander Bond returns to the screen by telling his boss: "Commander Bond reporting for duty." Dame Judi responds: "Where the hell have you been?"

It will not be the first time Bond has apparently died in the plot of one of the films. In You Only Live Twice he fakes his [rip] to go undercover.

In Skyfall, the agent is seen in conversation with the film's villain, played by Javier Bardem.

Bond tells him "everybody needs a hobby", with Bardem asking: "So what's yours?" Daniel - starring in his third movie - answers: "Resurrection."

Skyfall is to be released in the UK on October 26.

The Press[..]ociation: Bond seen faking [rip] in new film

Bad thread title, when will people learn?

Are you implying it's a spoiler? If so, the scene is in the trailer.

It shows him being "shot" and then coming back from the "dead". The faking of his [rip] plays a major role in the film, the entire trailer is built around them losing the thing and then him faking his [rip].

nah, it was a dream

I apologize for my stupidity. I'll take my L and walk away with my tail between my legs.

Naomi Harris has a FAT[..] that shower scene in Miami Vice was the only scene that stuck with me from that film. Her future has one fine[..] behind it.

i didn't watch the trailer and wasn't planning on it. total spoiler in the thread title

Spoiler in the thread title. !!.

Goddamn spoiler... Wtf!
















Nah... I'm just being a !!!

He needs to die in Skyfall. [pic]