I'm tired of seeing these threads. There needs to be no more threads on this subject. this right here is IT. THIS IS IT. 4 all the dummies. CHEATING DRUG TESTS FOR DUMMIES 101:
don't listen to any of these idiots talkin bout drink water or take pills. They will get ur a.ss knocked for sure. homeboy posted the picture of the dtox drink. take 5 hours before ur test. that is the right idea.
now i dk where u at but most cities have what we call 'head shops' where they sell "water pipes", posters, salvia, u kno all that pothead nonsense. most of these stores, at least around where i'm at, also carry the latest detox drinks under the table. so u could go holler at them, tell them to hook u up and they will prob look out, b careful how u ask tho, if u need 2 pass a drug test for probation or something then don't tell them bcuz that they won't sell u the drink cuz it will put them right in the middle of commiting a crime (tampering w/ a state drug test). so just b like yo i need a detox drink u got those? they should hook u up. i used to take readyclean and i personally vouch 4 it. U can prob get it online or at GNC somewhere too but that ain't what i used 2 do. they had 2 different size bottles, a regular size one 4 ppl who weight 160 or less and a tall boy for cats who way 200 or more. I weighed 180-190 at the time and i always took the tall drink, s**t was 50$. peep it:
-3 hours b4 the test, chug the whole drink. its nasty stuff. but drink it all and don't throw it up.
-then fill the bottle up with water and chug that. Get every last bit of it.
-its gonna mess ur stomach up something horrible so i'd do it on an empty stomach if i were u.
-then fill a tall water bottle up, and keep filling/drinking all the way up to when u have to take the test. by the time u walk in 2 take the test, u should have 2 p!ss every 10 minutes and should be pissing strait up clear water, pretty much.
-basically after u drink the detox and start drinking water u have a six hour window where u will p!ss clean. so make sure no unforseen distractions come between then and the test or u will fail like a dumbass if u take a p!ss after the window has passed.
if u follow these rules and quit smoking 3-5 days before u take the test (just 2 b sure, i dk bout u but i was smoking ALOT everyDAY back then and this s**t still worked 4 me), u will pass with flying colors no questions asked. Don't listen to these dummies talkin bout "just drink mad water" or "take these pills" they are full of s**t don't kno what they are talkin bout they just goin off some dumb s**t they heard their boy say and they will get u knocked listening to them.
NOTE: if this is for a job and they send the p!ss off to a lab to get tested, those tests are more sophisticated and can detect to detox chemicals in ur piss. so get more info. But if u talkin bout the test where they just drop the plastic piece in the cup and it changes colors and s**t, then yea u can beat that s**t like u own it no problem. also, the slower ur metabolism is (if u aren't running/lifting/playin ball everyday, doin active s**t.... if u are just sitting around gettin high eating cheesburgers aand all type of junk food) these tactics are less likely 2 work. marijuana is fat soluble(sp?) or some s**t like that and stays in ur system longer than any other drug. so the higher ur metabolism is the more likely u will beat the test,