Dwight is going to the Lakers

08-10-2012, 01:44 PM

Howard Beck ‏@HowardBeckNYT
Lakers, wasting no time, will hold Dwight Howard press conference TODAY at 5 pm PT. Looks like I left L.A. two days too soon.

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08-10-2012, 01:49 PM

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08-10-2012, 01:50 PM

Bynum in a sixers jersey [pic]

08-10-2012, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by notoriousthugzz

Bynum in a sixers jersey [pic]

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Bynum is going to be a !!ing beast in Phila.

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Already got that Billboard up.

08-10-2012, 02:01 PM

I wonder if Dwight gonna start training wit Kareem.

But yeah, its officially over for the league

08-10-2012, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Tony Franks

I wonder if Dwight gonna start training wit Kareem.

But yeah, its officially over for the league

[pic] if so haters finna be maaaaaaaad. [pic]

08-10-2012, 02:13 PM

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08-10-2012, 02:33 PM

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	LOS ANGELES—An embarrassed Lakers management called a press conference Friday morning to announce they had accidentally orchestrated a four-team deal to acquire 7-inch center Dwink Howard, instead of 7-foot center Dwight Howard, as they had intended. "Clearly Dwink doesn't bring quite as much to the table as Dwight would have, but we're trying to remain positive and focus on how much Dwink will improve the atmosphere around here," said Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak, referring to Dwink Howard's proclivity for boosting team morale with his squeaky inspirational speeches and teensy locker room hijinks. "He just might be the tiny piece we need to help us win another NBA championship. And now that Andrew Bynum’s gone, we don't have to worry so much about somebody smooshing him." Kupchak closed the press conference by suggesting the Lakers were attempting to offset Thursday's mistake with an attempt to acquire 70-foot power forward/center Emega Okafor from the Wizards.
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08-10-2012, 02:41 PM

supermangay

08-10-2012, 02:45 PM

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08-10-2012, 03:04 PM

08-10-2012, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Chad09

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LOS ANGELES—An embarrassed Lakers management called a press conference Friday morning to announce they had accidentally orchestrated a four-team deal to acquire 7-inch center Dwink Howard, instead of 7-foot center Dwight Howard, as they had intended. "Clearly Dwink doesn't bring quite as much to the table as Dwight would have, but we're trying to remain positive and focus on how much Dwink will improve the atmosphere around here," said Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak, referring to Dwink Howard's proclivity for boosting team morale with his squeaky inspirational speeches and teensy locker room hijinks. "He just might be the tiny piece we need to help us win another NBA championship. And now that Andrew Bynum’s gone, we don't have to worry so much about somebody smooshing him." Kupchak closed the press conference by suggesting the Lakers were attempting to offset Thursday's mistake with an attempt to acquire 70-foot power forward/center Emega Okafor from the Wizards.

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Dwink, we still gonna get it done. [pic][pic][pic]

dwink got some !!ty handling in 2k....small handed[..] nicca [pic]

08-10-2012, 03:10 PM

Cavs Lost

08-10-2012, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Cheeze

You keep talking about Miami defending them, how will the Lakers defend - Bron, Chalmers, Wade, Ray, Bosh and Miller/JJ/Battier at the 3 pt line.....

Originally Posted by Cheeze

In the playoffs Bosh became the center and Joel faded away.

So, again, explain how the Lakers will guard the Heat like its already done...... [pic]

Originally Posted by Cheeze

yet you think plugging Howard in the paint will stop Wade and LeBron from accumulating fouls on driving to the basket from the person who is supposed to be sitting there? Sure

Originally Posted by Cheeze

He's still thinking Dwight being in the paint is gonna make Wade and LeBron NOT drive and still doesn't address it just keeps saying DWIGHT IN THE PAINT [pic]

Hold That still aint say how the Lakers will defend the Heat [pic]

08-10-2012, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Cheeze

Hold That still aint say how the Lakers will defend the Heat [pic]

Looks like a jump shooting team/front runners.

We will own that post, where games are won.

08-10-2012, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by USC

Looks like a jump shooting team/front runners.

We will own that post, where games are won.

Heat get to the line like it's nothing the !! you think is gonna happen to a 7 footer who cant defend and one who is gonna try to block every shot in the post [pic]

foul city [pic]

08-10-2012, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Cheeze

Hold That still aint say how the Lakers will defend the Heat [pic]

MWP always does a nice job on the stars. Sure, he's not going to 'lock down' LBJ, but he makes it hard for him. That's all you can do when guarding LBJ at the moment.

Kobe isn't a complete bum on the defensive side. He's lost a step, but he still gets up for the big games. When he guards Wade, he does a good enough job.

Pau will be on Bosh and he does a nice job because Bosh plays like Pau. Pau gets out and challenges shots and is strong enough in the post to guard him.

Nash will do fine on Chalmers because the Heat don't let him shoot.

Ray Allen/Rashard Lewis/Ect... These guys are easy cover. They run off screens to catch and shoot. It's just moving and sticking with them.

Ok...

Now, how do you guard the Lakers?

08-10-2012, 03:31 PM

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08-10-2012, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Cheeze

Heat get to the line like it's nothing the !! you think is gonna happen to a 7 footer who cant defend and one who is gonna try to block every shot in the post [pic]

foul city [pic]

Another thing you're forgetting is the league will make Dwight look better this season. Bron and Wade have enjoyed it for the past few seasons. They'll repair Dwight's image by letting him get away with some fouls and give him the defensive player of the year.

08-10-2012, 03:33 PM

knew we was gonna land him nets lost [pic]

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