Super Mario Bros: The Game about Kidnapping Your Ex

damn, wanted to believe that !! for a second lol

peach touched it in miami

Mario is just the story of Captain Save-a-ho

Luigi is the wingman
Bowser is her pimp daddy with all the money. His other forte is a massive drug empire.

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he enjoys trash as entertainment if he really thinks canibus the notebook king is the goat [pic]

thats why when i got to the last castle princess was waiting for me like this?

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looks like a mushroom to me

See, now it's official. Mario is the bad guy throughout the entire series.

Princess Peach first left his[..] and stayed at Donkey Kong's spot. Donkey Kong was just helping her try to get away from that crazy[..] plumber. And then Mario captured Donkey Kong, then eventually k!lled both Donkey Kong and his son(Donkey Kong Junior), Princess left to be with Bowser who treated her like a queen. Havin her in castles and !! and she loved it. Now here comes Mario's[..] trying to "save" her once again, and she aint havin it. So Bowser has 8 levels, which in 7 of them damn things Princess aint even there, but some of her fat bridesmaids. In world 8, Princess Peach was supposed to marry Bowser, but of course Bowser got put into the lava and Mario stole the ho.

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Bowser was the good guy the whole time.