Sony PS3 going to nuclear power

Sony confirmed that a self-contained nuclear reactor would power the Playstation 3.


"The PS3 is a very powerful system" said Sony representative Toshio Iwaki. "We can't expect municipalities to build new power plants just so gamers can play hot new games. That's why we developed the proprietary PS3 Enriched Uranium Stick ™."

Sony denies accusations from parent groups who say that this is all part of Sony`s plan to create a generation of mutant super children. "Sure the games for the PS3 will be complex but regular kids will be able to play them. Mutant super children won't be needed until the PS5, so parents can rest easy," said Sony`s representative.

To shield the Uranium properly, Sony had to reinforce the console to prevent it from any harmful radiation. Just like the Xbox 360, the power supply for the PS3 will be extremely heavy. They created their own isotope of Uranium and enriched it using a special process to prevent third parties from developing replacements.

Sony has already begun reassuring customers about the safety of having a small nuclear reactor in your home. "We've started an ad campaign featuring The Simpsons that tells consumers that the PS3 is no more dangerous to your health than eating a double Quarter Pounder with cheese while driving a Ford Escort without your seat belt fastened while smoking an unfiltered Marlboro. I think most Americans will be comfortable with that risk."

This means that just like the PS2, the PS3 will be illegal to export to certain nations and suburbs.

source: http://www.ps3center.net/1/article/158.html

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wow

the ps3 is gonna cause cancer

LOL ... funny!

Wow!!!

This was a good laugh.

This is all jokes, just like with PS2 when they said SADDAM would use them to launch missiles and !!, clearly not meant to be taken serious.

then why are you? nobody here was taking it seriously man untill this is not real its just a joke dont take it seriously personally i thought it was about as lame as the foreman grill pic

ya know im not suprised, i remember a few years back they said that the ps2 was "military grade" hardware and could be used for much more than gaming and simulations. damn knowing this thing gonna have a small nuclear reactor in it, can turn this !! into a powerful[..] b0mb. this system gonna be expensive as hell i know it.

LOL

that was great