F*** Kickstarter: David Jaffe to fund new game with swear jar scheme

Inspired by Tim Schafer’s Kickstarter success (sort of), David Jaffe has revealed that he will fund his next game using contributions from his own swear jar.



“F*** Kickstarter,” Jaffe told GWG. “Schafer made a load of cash, sure, but I bet I can make ten f***ing times that amount with my new swear jar scheme.

“Every time I say a f***ing swear word like sh**, p*** or kh******, I’ll put a f***ing dollar in the f***ing swear jar until I’ve saved up a sh** load of change.”

Jaffe continued: “After that I’ll t*** on the ro*** and then turn on the *** *** **** blender, because that way I’ll be able to y*** over the r***. He won’t mind because he’s a k*** who doesn’t have g*** for d***alisation.

“I always say, if you t*** the d***, you avoid f***** the boat on the wh*****.”

When asked what kind of game Jaffe looking to make with his swear jar funds, he said it will depend on how much he swears.

“If I swear a f***ing lot then I’ll make the best t*****ing FPS this g**** of a planet has ever seen,” he said confidently.

“If I don’t swear much… I don’t know, f***ing Pong or something.”

- GWG

he will never make a game as good as god of war again

David Gaffe needs to stop it. He was a one hit wonder, IMO. Grossly overrated. I like him but he carries himself to be this gaming mastermind when he's little more than above average.

and he should have your name. Guy is a piece of !! in everything I have ever seen, including articles read about him, quotes from him, interviews with him. !! him and his games